the muffin man

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a song about a muffin

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- Last updated at 04:07 01-12-2021

1. mr muffin (29-06-2017 04:47)

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𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 ☆ 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎

ON HOLD!ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴋᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘɪᴏɴ, ᴊᴜɴ ʜᴀᴍᴀᴅᴀ, ɪꜱ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋᴇɴ ꜱᴀᴛᴏ, ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴀꜱᴇʙᴀʟʟ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ɪɴ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴋᴀɪᴊᴜ..."ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴅᴀɪʙᴀ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴꜱ.""ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɪᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ."ULTRAMAN: RISING AND THE MOVIE'S CHARACTERS NOT BELONG TO ME!MY OC IS THE ONLLY CHARACTER THAT BELONGS TO ME.

Shubish- oneshots of two cuties

Shubish oneshots because why not.Mainly fluff with a little angst on the side.Ps- I wanted to write like a long story but I lack a good main plot and also the patience, so this will do ig.

Pᴀɪɴ & Cᴜʀᴇ

#Book-2 in Lost Royalty series ( CAN BE READ STANDALONE )Ekaksh Singh Ranawat The callous heartless , sole heir of Ranawat empire, which is spread all over the world and a very influenced person of the country in the politics and business from a royal background. The most feared mafia mob leader with a lethal killing skills that even the devil from hell pity his victims.A man with flawless face and ocean blue eyes but his manipulating cunning mind which express his diplomatic words in such a way that even a person ask for hell. Isha Mehra A very known Heart surgeon by profession and a firm believer of lord Shiva by her nature who loves to spend time on the Ganga ghaat of Banaras. A calmly generous and sensitive fragile girl who lives to save life and spread happiness with her beautiful smile .With sparkling black orbs and angelic voice , she can make you lost in her grace whole heartly but this pure soul is still unaware of her real identity which will bring the Ekaksh Singh Ranawat, the Beast in her life forever .He is heartlessWhere as She is heart specialist He kills mercilessly And She lives to save life He has anger issue But She is sensetive He is feared for giving pain Whereas She is adored for giving CureBoth are used to blood, but with different intentions, one to give back life and another to snatch lives.But What will happen when the destiney will play its game , tieing them in a knot of Marriage of convenience, where both are forced to marry each other , just to fulfill a promise?

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Bad Boy Meets Hijabi

"Let go of me!" I yelled, trying to push Kevin off of me. He grabbed me by my hair underneath my hijab (headscarf) and pushed me to the floor."Next time, don't mess with me you black terrorist!" He shouted as he let go of my headscarf.Meet Juwariya. A hardworking, smart, bubbly Nigerian Muslimah from a middle-class family. She is a very smart young lady, and loves to make new friends. She got a scholarship to study in New York City. However, her whole world changes drastically when she meets Kevin Hart, a racist and a rich spoiled atheist who made Juwariya's life a living hell. Kevin Hart had a pretty rough experience with black people and thus vented his anger of Juwariya because not only was she black, but she was also a Muslim.BBMH is a romantic interracial Muslim love story where two different people from different worlds, learn to love and accept each other the way Allah (S.W.T) has created them.Read this crazy love story of Juwariya and Kevin to find out what happens when the bad boy meets the hijabi.BOOK 1 Highest rankings : #1 Atheist #3 Hijabi # 4 belief Ps: I wrote this story Iike when i was 16/17 years old, it's a bit cringe but I promise you'll love it. ENJOY READING 📖

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Pokémon Scarlet and Violet: Vincent's Paldean Adventures: The Anime Series Pt. 1

Raised in the lands of Paldea, and surrounded by people and Pokémon that he loves, a young novice Trainer named Vincent Aarden journeys through the region as he gets enrolled to Manzana Academy to study and learn about Pokémon while finding his treasure.I go by the manga/anime when it comes to number of moves~"Hello": Normal Speech("Hello"): Poke-Speech/Poke-Speech to VincentPokémon © Game Freak, Nintendo & TV Tokyo

𝐑𝐚𝐣𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞: 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞

𝐈𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝗔𝗯𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗷 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵 𝗿𝗮𝗷𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘁: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒂𝒋𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝑬𝑶 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒂𝒋𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆{𝐻𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐹𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦}𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂"𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝐌𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍𝗦𝗮𝗮𝗻𝘃𝗶: 𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅,𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍{𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑚𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦,𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡}𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞___________________________________________

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