The Dissidia Frantics

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A parody of the 1984 "Last Will And Temperament" skit by The Frantics with a modern and Final Fantasy twist.

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- Last updated at 04:18 02-12-2023

1. The Dissidia Frantics (07-07-2018 17:36)

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Злодею Есть, Что Сказать [Возрождение]

Как главный ученик самой могущественной секты в мире, Ло Цзянь Цин имел блестящую репутацию. Он был очень почитаемым старшим братом-наставником для своих младших братьев и сестер. Будучи наследным учеником заклинателя - номер один в мире совершенствования, Ло Цзянь Цин всецело уважал учения своего мастера, не пресекая их границ даже на полшага.Потом...... он просто был заколот мечом главного героя. Мечом своего мастера.Ло Цзянь Цин: "......"Небеса хотят моей смерти, но я отказываюсь умирать! Посмотрим, кто кого переплюнет: грозная воля небес или же строптивость моего меча!У Инь: "Цзянь Цин, мне нужно тебе кое-что сказать."Ло Цзянь Цин: "Мастер, мне тоже есть, что вам сказать."У Инь: "... ты скажешь первым?"Ло Цзянь Цин: "вы говорите первым."У Инь: "ты мне нравишься." / Ло Цзянь Цин: "я хочу быть сверху."У Инь: "......"Автору есть, что сказать:Величественный, холодный и аскетичный наставник ослеплен страстью и безумной влюбленностью к отрицательному персонажу-пассиву.Основной момент: пассив очарователен до ужаса!!!

Immortal : A Collection of The Miracles of Qur'an.

My grandmother used to give me a spoon of honey every morning before I collect myself for school. I wondered why had she incited on doing this? And I asked her one day when I ditched myself from tiring school day. She replied it has many benefits according to The words of Allah. She recited from the Qur'an : { And your Lord inspired to the bee, "Take for yourself among the mountains, houses, and among the trees and [in] that which they construct. (28) Then eat from all the fruits and follow the ways of your Lord laid down [for you]." There emerges from their bellies a drink, varying in colors, in which there is healing for people. Indeed in that is a sign for a people who give thought. (29 } [ Qur'an Surah An-Nahl]Then she said in touched tone "It's one of the Miracles that has been mentioned. Make sure to have one spoon everyday even when I pass away. Words of Allah always has beneficial reflection on us when we do it. Almighty knows what would benefit us because he's the one who created us from nothing to creatures."I didn't get the honey Miracle, but I kept on practising her will because I know she knows better. As I think she never heard the scientific facts of honey, but she believed of it when she witnessed its benefits. Thus, years later I got it when I read a scientific article speaks for my religion's book that exits since 609 CE has revealed the benefits of honey before scientists even discover its components.The article hit my heart when it said it wasn't the honey only. The embryo formation from A-z, Iron sent down from space, pulsating stars, sea not mingling with one another in the Gulf of Alaska..etc.So I found there were tears fell unexpectedly.- Description extracted from one of my upcoming Novels. ;)

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friends⎮bfb groupchat au

A groupchat with BFB characters.Includes-Weird Ships-Stupid Drama-Gelatin being a little troublemaker-Donut and Barf Bag being the best parents ever

5-7-5

✨haikus✨I actually don't know if these count as legit haikus but they follow the 5-7-5 rule so I'm counting itSide note: let the records show that I was ✨going through it✨ when I started this book so the early stuff is gonna be a downer

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Dead Girls Tell No Tales

[ WATTYS '18 LONG-LISTED ] ❝ I have slit throats far more beautiful than yours.❞In which a thousand brides have fallen, and she is the last, so she spins a tale as old as time to live the dawn.| an arabian nights x beauty and the beast crossover |(cover by ES Johnson)trailer (video by @AKfiction): https://youtu.be/2OSjakJrUeo

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Мечта и вера в себя сильнее всего на свете.

это моя первая история с персонажами)))

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