South Park Oneshots/Headcanons

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!!!!!!! THEY ARE AGED UP !!!!!!!

(It's set in their freshmen year of high school)

Please don't come after me I just wanna have some fun with this. It's my favorite show. Just let me live.


This will have NO SMUT/SEXUAL INTERACTIONS with the reader. I won't even consider it.

I do take requests as long as they don't involve sexual topics.

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