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YURANI ALEKHYA DEVRAJ.......A name, a title and living goddess of war. Where ever she goes a faint torment of fear follows her like shadows. Entire world fear her. No one can stand against her. But why ???? Apparently she is on her own journey to find those answers. On her journey to find the reason of her death and connection of her parents to her killers. The story of Lion Princess of Devgiri takes to on a journey across the world amongst different civilization and glimpse of ancient world. It's her journey. It's her tale. 'A Tale Of Vengeance' ~A hurted lioness is out for blood."This palace, manors and forts. This castles glistening in blazing sunlight and flowers growing in evergreen gardens. It's all a mirage. In reality it's a rotten jungle where only strongest survive." -Yurani Alekhya Devraj"If I was afraid of death. My body will be lying somewhere in a ditch. Rotting...." -Yurani Alekhya Devraj

~~~Karasu's blood-covered hands tremble in the dim lighting of the room, her form hunched and shaking. Luck was never on her side, she knows that much, but by doing this she feels she's finally fulfilled her purpose."Are you alright?" Itres asks, his shocked voice now replaced with his usual quiet tone.He walks towards Karasu, revealing himself as he steps into the thin darkness of the room. Karasu is left frozen in place, her mind running one hundred miles an hour because of what she's done. Maybe that's why Itres pulls her into a sweet embrace. Maybe that's also why she feels like she's done the most awful thing anyone's ever done. ~~~A girl who was once part of the land of the living is now in the world of the dead, an afterlife that might be worse than death. Full of revenge and uncontrollable wrath, she adopts a new name and hunts down those that killed her.Book 1 of The Dark Crow trilogy

Marshal did not think much of wolves, until he wakes up in bed with one.When wolves declared war on unsuspecting humans, they were quick to annihilate them.The survivors live in secluded cities, surrounded by walls.Detroit has survived and 20 years after the beginning of the war, they have secured a deal with the reigning alpha of the area.

The Queen Mania, with unmatched beauty falls for Future Heavenly God, Kelvin Brown. Mania wasn't aware of Kelvin's secret. Even he himself doesn't know about his true identity. But people from "Three Realms" (Heaven, Demon, underworld) arrives to take him to his official position.... Thought of the story : "People make lies and it's up to you to trust it or crust it" ~Nabeeha :)Name of character in chapters:Queen : Mania Watson (Glabely's Mother)Divine god : kelvin Brown (Glabely's Father)Mania's Male best friend: Anyu RobbertKelvin Female best friend: Jenny AddamsThe Fire Immortal: Louis Richer Starting parts is story about Glabely's parent meeting.And how Kelvin gets supreme Spiritual power.

After Lissa was crowned Queen and everything had settled, Rose and Dimitri took a week-long holiday to go back to his family in Siberia. His family needed to see that he is no longer a Strigoi. They expected a lot of commotion, a party bigger than the memorial of his death, and lots of hard questions about his time as a Strigoi. What they did not expect was a mission to kill a Strigoi called the Blood King, that had been terrorizing the humans in the small town.I had wondered if Rose and Dimitri had gone back to Russia to his family at the end of the series, and now I know. It was quite romantic, since Dimitri dropped hints about wanting to marry Rose quite a few times. He was about 24, so it was not weird if he got married, but Rose could not get over that since her age is just 18. Rose insisted on not marrying until her age starts with a 2. Yeva did predict a marriage coming, but all I see till now is Sonya and Mikhail's.Rose relationship with Dimitri's mother was okay, but Rose and his grandmother's, Yeva's relationship seemed a lot like those mother-in-law/daughter-in-law relationships that argued a lot every day for the heck of it. It was quite hilarious. Rose argued with every prediction Yeva made, and claim that Yeva had no real predicting powers and are just saying cryptic things that can be interpreted in millions of ways. Rose is lucky Dimitri is not settling down in Russia.After all the things they went through, you can now see an obvious change in the interaction between Dimitri and Rose. When they are strategizing a plan, Dimitri no longer talks to Rose like she was his student, but now as his equal and partner. I really like this change about them, and it has shown how much Rose had grown. I hope we get to see Rose and Dimitri's marriage someday, perhaps in the Bloodlines series or in another short story. Author: Richelle Mead

Dhani prayed to the Lord for twelve years to get a husband. The Lord granted her wish. But instead of one she got five. Aatreya, Bali, Mithun, Manan and Aanan are the five brothers, who are her destined husbands, who will shower her with love. She is blessed with five husbands.I have written some mature scenes in the story, however, I have kept it to minimal. So, in my view, there should not be any problem to any reader.All the pictures used in this story including the cover page are imported from Pinterest. I have tried to provide the name of the creator or photographer wherever possible. If you would like to use those pictures you can find them on Pinterest. I hope you enjoy reading this story:D12 July, 2023#1 in blessing #1 in spousal #3 in polyandry#4 in husbandandwife #61 in polyamory#611 in mate25 July, 2023#1 in haram#26 in husband#225 in reverseharem05 March, 2024#18 in love

SHIV-"Her presence in my life was like a shooting star - unexpected, fleeting, and forever etched in my memory."AADHYA- "His eyes were like a celestial map, guiding me to a love I never knew existed."

He's a blind mafia man, the heir who lost his eyesight. She's a kindhearted girl whose job is to take care of him. Will the two of them find their way to each other's hearts?*****© Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved.