Sarcasm | Five Hargreeves

Sarcasm | Five Hargreeves

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Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves.

With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry.

There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared.

From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment.

The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions.

Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations.

They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be.

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Season One ✔️
Season Two✔️
Season Three ➰
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- Last updated at 04:30 09-08-2024

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