Sarcasm 101

Sarcasm 101

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A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :)

A taste of what's in this book:

Random Person" What are you doing here!?"
Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here."

#12 in Random 09-04-17

Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners.

Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_

Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

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