Rudolph's Revenge

Rudolph's Revenge

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Category: Humor
Rudolph the bad ass reindeer (reindeer)
Is the Devil's son for sure (for sure)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You would scream out in pain (aaaaggghh)
Satan never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
play with any other sinners (sinners)
Then one smoky Christmas eve
Satan came to say (HA HA HA)
Rudolph with your ugly heart
Would you like to kill Santa

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