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Amy Lee Curtis has gone through a lot. Her twin sister, Hailey, is more popular and hate Amy. Amy doesn't care though because she has her daughter, Clarabelle, so she's able to suck it up the torture that her family puts her through. Amy though has a secret. She's a witch. Kale is the Vampire Prince. He's off to find a bride. When Amy is chosen. her family gets mad while she stays confused. Will she fall for the Prince or will her sister step in?

Oriane Moore, the new addition to the Diana Mist College, recently discovered that she is a witch. Or more specifically, a so-called 'elemental'. It's changed her life completely.Aside from the usual hocus pocus, hexes, and talking pets, Oriane, like her fellow classmates, is supposed to have control over at least one of the affinities: Fire. Water. Air. Clay. Energy. It's bad enough being the new girl in town, but to make things worse, she hasn't discovered her affinity yet. Which makes her... pretty much human in a school full of the supernatural. While she tries to come to terms with her new identity, an imminent threat lurks in the corners of the serenely composed school. Life is tough at 'Mystic High'!Highest Ranking: #7 on Paranormal 'Hot' ListContains: Implied Student-Teacher Romance, Implied Violence© Ivana Keynes. All rights reserved. January 2015.

تئودور فرانکو گنگستر برزیلی که به دستور پدرخوانده مارکو ریاستِ منطقه‌ی خاندان فرانکو رو به عهده داره، اما چه اتفاقی قراره بی‌افته اگه دشمن خونی فرانکوها یعنی خاندان وارلا با استفاده کردن از پسری عیاش و بی‌بندوبار، یعنی جئون جونگ‌کوک سعی بر نفوذ کردن در منطقه فرانکوها رو داشته باشن؟- از من چی می‌خوای جِی؟- تنها چیزی که ازت می‌خوام روندنِ صورت لعنتیمه!اسم: رِدرامکاپل اصلی: کوکویکاپل فرعی: هوپمینژانر: گنگستا، فیک چت، رمنس، اسماتآپ تایم: دوشنبه‌ها و جمعه‌هانویسنده: هلن

(F/n) leads a peaceful and calm life in the Mushroom Kingdom and shares a strong bond of friendship with the noble Princess Peach.Though, (F/n) has a unique fascination with the King of the Koopas, Bowser, which sets her apart from the crowd. Unfortunately, sharing this interest often leads to ridicule. However, her peculiar trait may prove to be the key to defeating Bowser's quest for world domination...⁑Warning! May contain strong language, mature and suggestive content!⁑Super Mario and all characters from Super Mario belong to their original creators, the Nintendo team/Shigeru Miyamoto.

After a year of searching for Samu, Freya's reunion with her alive but unconscious brother is bittersweet. Kidnapped by someone she thought was a friend, and with an entire army after her, Freya must learn who and what to trust--her head or her heart. But time is not on her side. A cursed, dark cloud encroaches on the Kingdom of Elel, threatening all its inhabitants. Freya's captors believe only she can pierce the cloud and break the curse. But to end it all they must brave the treacherous journey to where it all began -- into the cloud.Season 2 of Cloud Piercer

This used to be 'Rated R' stuff but it kept being flagged and taken down (even though I think it's within the guidelines). But to comply with Wattpad and allow my readers to still read and access the content, I've put up the 'censored' versions on here, and the full unedited versions on my Inkitt page (same profile name). Because these chapters have plot lines and hopefully 'real' characters I think they can be read alone as they are without the 'good' stuff. This book is now 'finished' and I'm not going be adding any more chapters to it. The second book is up on my profile. Any news about these books will still be posted on here first before Inkitt. Hopefully you guys understand why I've had to do this. Thanks!

They say that the silent ones have the loudest minds. After pleading guilty to assault and grand theft auto chargers, Evangeline Sanders is sentenced to two and a half years in a Juvenile prison. Upon her release, Eva is put in the custody of her grandparents in San Francisco.She starts her new school with a dangerous reputation and the intention to keep her head down, to survive the last six months of her senior year.What happens when she is immediately discovered by one of the most popular cliques in school, who treat her like family?Will they discover the secrets that lay in the silent new girl's dark past? | Book one of 'The One' series |HIGHEST RANKING:#1 Action 5/8/18#6 Teen fiction 17/1/19#1 Teens 28/6/20

Shadyside, 1978. School's out for summer and the activities at Camp Nightwing are about to begin. But when another Shadysider is possessed with the urge to kill, the fun in the sun becomes a gruesome fight for survival. Y/n is a counselor at Camp Nightwing. Her older sister Cindy and younger sister Ziggy also attend; Cindy a fellow counselor; Ziggy a camper. The sisters are all Shaddysiders, bound to the curse of Sarah Fier. Cindy believes is she ignores the curse her life will be perfect; Ziggy believes the exact opposite. Enough about those two; Y/n may or may not find love along the way; her and a certain someone hope that they'll make it out alive. They will, right?---# 7 in horror fiction as of 8/8/21