RACCOON : TEMPOEM

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Category: Poetry

This somewhat satirical tempoem gives a few suggestions for trapping a
persistent raccoon, an urban pest.

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- Last updated at 21:42 18-09-2022

1. Untitled Part 1 (18-09-2022 21:42)

Tags: adaptable aggressive attics carnivorous claws clever climbing descending destructive fishes mask mutilates nests nocturnal omnivorous rabies rhyme swimmer trap

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