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A humorous flash fiction story about a husband who goes insane over his wife's constant use of the word "thing". One of the stories found on page 27 of the book: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories About Relationships by Daniel Aceituna

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- Last updated at 14:29 14-08-2023

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