OJ The Simpson

OJ The Simpson

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I broke the law today
I'm an orange juice thief
I'm not proud of what I've done
The lady at mcdoobles was mean to me last time
She was there again this morning and gave me the stinkeye
So I ordered a combo with OJ
She puts the OJ on the counter and I take it because I have a cold
She didn't pay attention and put another OJ on the counter
I secretly hide one of the OJ
Now I am OJ The Simpson

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