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This a Story by boy named Max he doesn't know his parents or where he come from.But he didn't have a good life his family will always abused him and turn into a slave.But when he turned 17 he left his home and went to Jasper Nevada there he went to high school but he was bullied by Vince but he managed to make some friends there.Their names were Jack Miko and Raf but soon he found out something about them that there vehicles were Autobots.But one the Autobots was Arcee that he had a crush on her.But sooner or later he will be betrayed by them and there he will find out of his true destiny.

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"𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞" "𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞" "𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 , 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲".𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐎𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥.𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 "𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧" 𝐊𝐚𝐲 𝐱 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 (𝐎𝐂) 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄. 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅 𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐃.

"No!" I say softy, choking back tears that were threatening to pour out. "It just can't be!" I say with my hands by head, squeezing my eyes as if it was all a nightmare that would be over soon.The words escape my lips in a louder tone than what I intended and with more anger, earning a blood curling growl that made me stagger back with fear. I feel my knees shake with dread as the words rush out of his mouth in another growl."Mine!" He shouts before making his way over to me. The second he's a hand's distance away, he reaches out and grabs a handful of my hair -not caring of the tears that were raining down my cheeks- making me tilt my head back, and plants his fierce dominant kiss upon my sweet and naive lips. 16 year old Nora Faith, youngest of 4 and only daughter the of SilverRose Pack, grows more and more desperate as her 17th birthday is just around the corner and is unsuccessful after several months of searching for her Mate.They say when you turn 16, you can identify your Mate by their scent and by your own wolf. Then like a fairytale, they shower you with their love, kiss you whenever you want, mark you as their equal and so on.Short, simple and easy. But unfortunately for Nora, when you have 3 protective Alphas as your older brothers. hovering over you 24/7 like a hawk, and preventing you exploring the world, it doesn't get any easier.20 year old Alpha Damon Romano is slowly loosing his humanity by waiting for his Mate for far too long.For him taking the position of being an Alpha at the mere age of 14 of the largest pack in North America because of his parents unexpected and tragic death, makes him the youngest Alpha ever.He considers that all male Mates should be dominant over their females and he wishes to set it as a rule by applying it to his darling Mate.Cold, Cruel, Heartless, Savage, Sinister?Surely the Moon Goddess would've made a mistake because everyone knows that pleasing the heartless alpha ain't no child's work.

Y'ALL. I kid you not when I tell you that I'm obsessed with this webtoon😭. It's like my TBP phase all over again..Anyway, this story is going to be based around a bunch of oneshots regarding the main six of the Webtoon Series: "School Bus Graveyard"I'll be doing ships that you guys want to see, as well as some of my own favorite ships!! Leave some requests in the comments of the chapter titled "requests" and let me know which ships you want me to write about!! Leave some plot ideas as well. :,)Characters included(obviously):Taylor HernándezTyler HernándezAshlyn BannerAiden ClarkBen ClarkLogan FieldsI will NOT write about the following:• Smut• Spice• Anything inappropriate (they're literal children)That's all I gotta say for this description, I hope to see you all in the comments! -Kai

Izuku is quirkless. In a world of heroes and villains, he has no power. But when everything continues to go against him, he rises above through his own determination and mad grit.Why be a hero when you can be a vigilante? And one that can dole out the right amount of justice...?For a sense of who the Deathslinger is, I would check out this vid: https://youtu.be/GuNS-RYZCJY?t=150It has the look, and all the animations I base the actions on.Edit 14/2/22: This is just a funny edit, but this story is #1 in the... by... tag! I know, I couldn't believe it either.

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Book 3 of the Girl Next Door series. Ja'lynn and Jakobi are now all grown up.. The 3rd generation.