This is the dreams of my best friend @Featherkit_RiverClan . We are writing stories about each other.She told me a dream she had and I decided to right it one day.
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.(cover by @glueeater)
Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ғᴏʀ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴍᴀʀɪᴄᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ... ʙᴜᴛ.. I don't know, read to find out and tell me, please.. also, this is a warning! 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐓. (𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞.)
Okay this is my first story so it might be a bit sucky and cliche. Anyway, this story takes place in the video game universe of LittleBigPlanet (if you don't know anything about that game, I'd suggest reading about it before you read this so that some things in the story won't be confusing). This is the origin story of one of my original characters who is very different and special from others (I dunno I suck at descriptions). My friend Ed (who drew the cover art) will be cowriting some of the chapters with me. Please enjoy!
¿Quién soy realmente? Hay momentos en que no sé ni yo misma como responder a eso. Hay veces en que no sé si soy realmente yo en este momento, y si seré yo dentro de unos minutos o si la Mía que se levante después de esta noche fría y silenciosa será la misma que escribe esto.Cuando me levanto en las mañanas mi mente se siente vacía sin ningún interés por disfrutar este día, al despertar solo miro un punto fijo hasta que el despertador me reitera por cuarta vez que voy tarde, sin una razón por la cual quiera realmente levantarme y sonreír como lo hago a veces me doy cuenta de que no es una decisión el levantarme si no una obligación como lo es todo en la vida, ya saben, sonreír, tratar bien a personas que no te agradan, ser amable, responsable, sociable o cosas como esas, nadie te pregunta ¿te gustaría... o ¿qué te parece..., solo se limitan a discriminarte con la mirada, descartándote de lo que ellos consideran personas "educadas" con las que se puede entablar una conversación, solo dejándose llevar por estereotipos sin fundamento que ellos mismos inventan, cada vez más severos.Al llegar a la parada del colectivo me doy cuenta de que en realidad esta mañana no es tan gris ni oscura, si no que siempre hay una luz que desesperadamente busca salir y aunque trata de hacerlo mi oscuridad la opaca sin piedad estrujando mi felicidad y llevándola lejos de mí, escondiéndola en un lugar en donde nadie puede verla, tan profunda es la fosa en donde la esconde que no me extraña que la gente no la vea, aunque la siento a nadie parece importarle y me pregunto ¿alguno de ellos habrá sido feliz en algún momento?...
A story about life of 27 ordinary boys and people revolve around them. This short story will be all about their life. Their love life especially. All of these are their personal stories. One of them will be mine. Stay tuned to what happened after they got hurt. Being a playboy wasn't what we chose to be. We never wanted. What is done cannot be undone.#DontPlay #BeTruthful #Singapore #PledgeToNotPlay #PledgeTobeLoyal #CampaignToStopPlayers
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She wanted to feel something.. anything.. everything. So when a notification pops up on an app she doesn't remember downloading MC can't help but take interest. Most people would ignore a stranger asking them to go to someone's apartment to alert them that their lost phone has been found, but to her this was a golden opportunity. She would either get a warm fuzzy feeling from doing a good deed or be helplessly slaughtered by someone amazed that they found a girl so naive that she'd follow their every order. The latter sounded more likely, but it would certainly get rid of the emptiness inside, so who was she to turn down such a request?current word count- 11,850-WARNINGS-Contains Strong LanguagePossibly Triggering TopicsSpoilers for 707's RouteSlow Updates