My Life as a Long Furby

My Life as a Long Furby

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Name: Rat Corpse Longgokneeus Porridge Boi (Rat Corpse is the first name Longgonius is the middle name and Porridge Boi is the last name.) (Long-go-knee-us)
Age: Eternal Being
Career: Entrepreneur (sells jewelry made from chicken bones and other animal remains)
Sexuality/Romantic Orientation: Pansexual-Panromantic
Diet: Flexitarian (mostly vegetarian but sometimes nibbles on meat) but also treats themself to sewer rodents, rich people and tires injected with water and BBQ tires.
Religion: Worships Thursday Plurbonym-Boyporridge (STRANGE ÆONS long furb') and does personal rituals
Pronouns: They/Them
Gender: Long Furby

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- Last updated at 13:30 07-02-2021

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