MEGA Crack-Shots

MEGA Crack-Shots

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'Sup, lil' chickadees 🦅😎😍👑🤑🥰🙏

New or old, if ya ended up here, well, lolsies.

This isn't by any means sane, so just a lil' heads up btw. Just us rage quitting on the keyboard and laughing our high asses off (we get high on stale nerds and sprite, don't do drugs, kids)

However, if you do want more rad, professional and poetic literature, go check out "MEGA Smut-Shots". Written by us cuz we're fuckin' awesome.

So, sit back, relax, and get your virtual cum straws ready.

We like dilfs and write books 👍😀

Co-written by: @RadHumptyTrumpty

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- Last updated at 13:10 26-03-2024

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