† LOST BOY † (WRONG BOY WHO LIVED CLICHÉ)

Harry knew his faults, he knew he wasn't the smartest person around, but he didn't need good grades to know that bending rules of reality wasn't normal. Sure, it help that his friend could do it too, but what didn't help was a fucking giant that smelled like sausages and that carries a pink umbrella like its a weapon to tell him it was normal. Soon he pushed out of the foster system into a world where magic can do anything until it can't and where he has to respect those wearing bathrobes. Its all peachy after awhile, but its a big kick to the balls to find out that not only does he have a twin but that his parents are alive and left him, oh and that staff that runs the school are out to get him killed by the end of the year.

Basically a fic where Harry has a personality, and a fic about the wrong boy who lived thing. But Harry's parents still loved him and are devastated like a normal parent would, and his twin isn't a dick. Because there is no way Lily fucking Potter will allow her baby to be an ass and you can fucking fight me on this.
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Quote on cover is song by Troye Sivan called Lost Boy
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First off I like to publicly apologies to all. And to you dear reader, before you read this know that i appreciate your strength and contribution. My first fic, also my excuses for writing this are - but not limit to - that this isn't serious, i didn't really try to make it good, just some stupid fiction to waste my time, it's not really funny im kinda stuck in a uncanny valley and this is just to develope my writing style.
Also i swear and have adult 'humor' in this because im an edgy teenager so be warned
and i dont own harry potter, if your confuse who does google it.