La cura del gatto per negati

La cura del gatto per negati

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"La cura del gatto per negati (E altri novantanove pratici consigli per diventare Imperatori del Male)"

Il Generale Hux scova un gatto a bordo del suo Star Destroyer, ma non sa assolutamente come prendersene cura. Chiedere aiuto a Kylo Ren potrebbe non essere così geniale, come idea...

"Che ci faceva un gatto sulla più potente nave del Primo Ordine? Apparteneva a qualcuno degli addetti oppure era semplicemente un clandestino? Ma in quel caso... come avrebbe potuto salire indisturbato e gironzolare tanto a lungo da finire in un condotto per la spazzatura? Non ne aveva idea, ma avrebbe risolto più tardi quegli interrogativi. La priorità ora era salvare il felino dall'aria tutt'altro che amichevole.
«Non ti faccio niente» promise, cacciandosi il tablet tra i denti e allungando la destra nel tentativo di raggiungere la creatura «Vie-nhi» biascicò."

[La ff prende spunto dal famoso twitter di Pablo Hidalgo , secondo cui Hux ha una gatta di nome Millicent; è ambientata subito dopo la fine di Ep. VII]

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