Kiss My Ass, Cunt

Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one.But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable.Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart?Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

The Fontaine siblings find themselves in another world after a failed magic trick involving Lynettes dissapearence. Now they'll have to work for their money once more, when magic tricks aren't enough and the only thing they have is their training; will they choose to work for the highest bidder? Or the one with the moral ground?Cover art is by @Tia_mizukiUpdates will depend.

Lu Yanzhou's best friend Xie Chengze's soul was broken into fragments and fell into those small worlds. In order to save Xie Chengze, Lu Yanzhou embarked on the journey to collect Xie Chengze's soul fragments. However, he made a mistake in the process of collecting his soul fragments. He fell in love with Xie Chengze's soul fragments. Xie Chengze said he cultivated the ruthless dao. He was cold hearted and emotionless but he has always regarded him as a brother. He took advantage of when the other party lost his memories to fall in love with him...The end of the first world, Lu Yanzhou, who was in love with Xie Chengze, was struggling: "When Xie Chengze recovers his memories, will he beat me up?" After the end of the second world, Lu Yanzhou, who had another romantic relationship with Xie Chengze, made up his mind: "There's absolutely no next time! Xie Chengze probably won't break off all relationships with me?"The end of the third world, Lu Yanzhou was apprehensive: "I'm here to save him.." The Nth world ended, Lu Yanzhou broke the jar and threw it: "Wait until Xie Chengze recovers, I'll go after him. There might be a 1% success rate, right? Xie Chengze: "..." I took the initiative so much, are you blind?*Lu Yanzhou is gong/seme/top, Xie Chengze is shou/uke/bottom, both love each other, two-way crush, double arrow is very thickRaw: 快穿之执手Author: 决绝 juejueT/N: single arrow is unrequited love, double arrow is mutual love

The eagles in LOTR don't have much of a purpose besides appearing and saving the day, so this book brings a new race to Middle Earth that has more involvement with them. And one of these characters might possibly come to meet a certain elf, who knows?

a bunch of kate martin rares and updates!

جيون جونغكوك زعيم مافيا معروف و مدير شركاتاسمك طالبة مشهورةماذا ان اجتمع قاسي مع فتاة غير مطيعة؟

❝𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐢'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐢'𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞❞ ～𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━𝗝𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸, the most powerful mafia boss, is known as a heartless monster who doesn't care about anyone, can kill people in seconds and doesn't have any emotion. He is a monster in the form of a human. He is not afraid of anything. He has money, power, fame, AND EVERYTHING. 𝗞𝗶𝗺 𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 is a cute boy who doesn't know anything about the outside world. He was always treated like a princess. He is in his last year of high school. He is very beautiful and a naive boy who knows nothing about romance stuff and all.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 and 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 both are opposite to each other but what happens when the mafia gets obsessed with this cute little boy at first sight and is ready to do anything for him?━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 - 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 2023.𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 - 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 2024 Cover credit goes to @jiyoungmochi

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