KAFAYI YEDİK AMINA KOYİM

KAFAYI YEDİK AMINA KOYİM

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yazar değilim ama çok bilmiş gibi gözüken az çok harbiden de bilen müzisyenin ağzından asla üstünüze alınmamanız gereken vahşet dehşet uygulanmaması gereken öğütlerle kuşatılmış şeytani bir psikoloji bozukluk yan etkisinde bulunan yazılardan oluşur!!!
DİKKAT!(YAZIM KURALLARINA DİKKAT ETMİYORUM GERÇİ YAZIM KURALLARINI ÖĞRENEMEDİM HİÇ DİKKAT EDEN İNCE İNCE UZAKLAŞSIN)

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- Last updated at 23:19 23-12-2017

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