Joke Time(YuhanJhemyel)JelinaRey

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TEACHER: Juan give me 7 sentence using "FACT"

JUAN: Sus! Ang dali lang Nyan maam.
In the matter of FACT the bird cannot fly with out FACT-FACT because of the im-FACT that is the FACT.

(Si Juan nilatak kang maistra)

JUAN: Aray ! Ang payo ko nag lagaFACT what the FACT.!



(kasiyahan para sa lahat)

__😘YuhanJhemyel😍__
( J e l i n a R e y )

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