James-chan the thot

James-chan the thot

Updating
  • Reads
  • Likes
  • Chapters
Category: Random
so your computer broke and you called in the famous switz. im very sorry james please forgive me i was bored.

We love you

Related stories

The Raven (1845)

"The Raven" tells of a talking raven's mysterious visit to a distraught lover, tracing the man's slow fall into madness. The lover, often identified as being a student, is lamenting the loss of his love, Lenore. Sitting on a bust of Pallas, the raven seems to further instigate his distress with its constant repetition of the word "Nevermore".Cover by @Lujayna
A guide to writing good smut

This is the reupload of my book because it got taken down. I'm a writer and reader and in this book, I will share my advice for successful and fun smut-writing for Wattpad authors!Hopefully I can be helpful(Explicit words will be censored due to the guidelines)
Choosing Charlie

THIS IS NOT A SEQUEL Since the updates of Catching Charlie will be becoming a little less regular I have created this imagines book where you can put forward scenarios you'd like to read about and I will make them into short chapters, imagines if you'd like! For any suggestions they'd have to be Charlie's age now or younger I'm afraid as no future secrets can be revealed form the original book.Just to reassure Catching Charlie will 100% still carry on! This is just a little something for you lovely readers just in case I can't update for a while due to studiesLots of love xx
Being a Rich Woman in the 1970s

Author: QingluoGenre: Other romanceStatus: CompletedWork introduction:When the news of the educated youth going to the countryside came, the three children of the Shen family were in a turmoil. The eldest brother Shen Zhixing thought he was the root of the old Shen family, and instigated Grandpa Shen and Grandma Shen to be very stubborn and refused to go to the countryside no matter what; the second sister Shen Zhiqiu responded well, but accidentally broke her leg when she turned around; the eyes of the whole family fell on the third child Shen Zhiyi.Shen Zhiyi, who traveled through time, knew that the matter was a foregone conclusion, and pretended to wipe away tears: Going to the countryside is glorious, but I can't carry it on my shoulders or hands. Without money and tickets, how can I live in the countryside?The eldest brother and the second sister quickly stuffed money and tickets into Shen Zhiyi's pockets, fearing that this little fool would come to his senses and refuse to go to the countryside again.Shen Zhiyi went to the countryside with a thick stack of money and tickets, silently calculating in her heart: There are still three years before the resumption of the college entrance examination, and four years before the reform and opening up. She should strive to become a small rich woman first?Yan Xiu traveled back quickly and found that he was back to the second year of going to the countryside, the day when the new educated youth came.Yan Xiu didn't care about these things at first, but what surprised him was that the new educated youth seemed to have one more person than in his memory?DISCLAIMER!!!• NOT MINE• NOT EDITED, PURELY MTL • ONLY FOR OFFLINE READING
Bane

How far can an Alpha go far his mate? Anna is an innocent, beautiful seventeen year werewolf waiting for her mate. But never did she expect him to be the every werewolf's nightmare, Alpha Beast. Alpha Beast. The name itself sounds dangerous. No one knows his real name. They just call him Beast. His presence oozes danger. In their world what he says goes. Some say he has no soul. Some say he doesn't have a mate. But what will he do when he finds his mate?
Ͳաìʂէҽժ Ͳìʍҽ | Rewritten

*╔═══❖•ೋ° °ೋ•❖═══╗* ᴀ ʀᴇ-ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ 'ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ' ᴀɴᴅ 'ᴀ ᴛᴀʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ᴀꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ'.*╚═══❖•ೋ° °ೋ•❖═══╝𝘈 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘚𝘪𝘹 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘺 ---- 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘋𝘸𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘠𝘶𝘨𝘢?ᴏɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴏꜱᴇɴ ᴋᴜʀᴜ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʀᴀʜᴍɪɴ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄʟɪᴘ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴏᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ. ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ, ᴀʏᴏᴅʜʏᴀ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʟᴀɪᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴇᴛᴀ ʏᴜɢᴀ, ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ꜱʜʀɪ ʀᴀᴍᴀ'ꜱ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴜʀᴇ ꜱᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʙᴜꜱᴛʟᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ.𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖓? 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖙!
The Alpha's Queen ✔ (Available on Radish)

**SAMPLE ONLY**Previously known as His Queen.Highest ranking : #1 in Werewolf (26/12/2015)Note : Please refer inside for the full summary.❝Every king needs his queen.❞Every pack has its own tradition.For the Golden Moon pack, it is no different either. Every year, every unmated male werewolf would travel around the world in order to find their other half; their soulmates.All, except for Darius King.As the 'heartless' Alpha of the Golden Moon and the blood Alpha, his is the only name that sends shivers down his enemies' spines whenever they thought about him. In his opinion, the tradition is nothing but a perfect opportunity for other packs to attack his while most of the male wolves are not around, or so he reckons.Little did he know that his decision would lead him to his mate who crashed into his territory; literally.♛Please do not leave any hate/self-promoting comments! Thank you! (:
The Vampire and The Ghost | ✔︎

[BOOK ONE OF THE VAMPIRE AND THE GHOST SERIES]She's dead, he's undead. An unusual duo make their way through the modern world, and its modern challenges. Annalise Redwood had spent too much time alone, floating in a centuries old house. The very same house she was murdered in 5 years before. She'd watched people leave, come in, investigate and even squat in this house. Yet none of them stayed long. And more importantly none of them saw her. It was hell, and she swore she was cursed. But this all changes, on the 5th anniversary of her death when a seemingly normal young man walks in. And he sees her. Eugene Cubert was old. Too old. He was done with life, had lived, breathed (well not really) and seen too much for one soul to bare. Quite frankly all he wanted to do was find a nice house to live in and spend the rest of the century comfortably locked away from all of the supernatural and natural. He's visiting his 5th house that day, when he hears it. A woman, screaming to be seen. And then he sees her. And nothings quite the same after that.----------------------------------------------------#No.2 in paranormal 3/7/2021#No.1 in ghost 9/7/2021#No.8 in murder 2/8/2021Updates weekly! (unless otherwise said)

You may also like

The Hallowell Amulet (Rough Draft)

The sequel to The Hallowell Agency and also only on Wattpad for my best friend, for crazy feedback and commenting purposes only. Soon to be completely rewritten. :)

1.2K 36 34
Play Pretend | South Park Style

As Stan Marsh gets older, he starts struggling with his sexuality and asks his best friend, Kyle Broflovski, to help him figure it out. They start pretending to date to see if Stan is also into boys. They set up boundaries, no kissing or anything further than that because Stan is still dating Wendy Testaburger. How will things go?!! Warning:- Smut- Angst- Eating disorder- Self-harm- Depression- Strong language- The characters are 18CREDIT FOR THE STORY COVER GOES TO MY BEST FRIEND STAN!!

2.4K 15 65
Skating Through Life (Yuri!!! On Ice fanfiction)

(A/N: I told you. I warned you.)"Rozalina Nikiforov. Age: 21. Hobby: Figure Skating," said an older man who ran the in-town bathhouse in Hasetsu, Japan."Hai," I answered as he read out my application form. I sweat dropped as laughter overtook the old man, "Mou! Katsuki-san! I need a job!"The chuckling man smiled at me, "You've been so formal about it though, Rozalina-chan! You and Yuuri have been friends since you two were teenagers, if you needed a job, all you had to do was ask."------Domo! I'm Rozalina Nikiforov! I'm 21 and the younger sister of the famous Victor Nikiforov.....I live in Hasetsu, Japan-unlike my brother-and am recently employed at my childhood friend's-Katsuki Yuuri-bathhouse.I skate, and that's actually how Yuuri-kun and I met, but I haven't competed in years-since I moved to Japan actually.~~~~What will happen when Yuuri returns home after competition and thinks about leaving the rink? What if his idol comes and coaches him for competition? What if that idol ends up being the one person I was not ready to face yet?(DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN YURI!!!ON ICE!)

63 1 2
Grell x reader(heavily edited)

Heavily edited since Grell is canonically a female

208.9K 8 1.9K Full
The Walking Dead (SMOSH Edition)

The zombie apocalypse is upon us. See how Youtubers rock the dystopian doomsday in a world that belongs to the dead."Atlanta is gone. It belongs to the dead now." -Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)

2.3K 19 76
The Raven (1845)

"The Raven" tells of a talking raven's mysterious visit to a distraught lover, tracing the man's slow fall into madness. The lover, often identified as being a student, is lamenting the loss of his love, Lenore. Sitting on a bust of Pallas, the raven seems to further instigate his distress with its constant repetition of the word "Nevermore".Cover by @Lujayna

20.9K 1 889 Full
Ghostface x reader

(Y/n) was a normal girl, moving from a big city to a small town, after highschool you just had to get out of the city, all of the loud noises the blaring lights, thats when you discovered the small town of Woodsboro, California.You never thought that murder and bloodshed would be written in the towns history for a long, long time.Cover art by Purgatoryboy on pintrest

1.8K 1 49
Secrets revealed

Arrowverse, Glee, Teen Wolf, Deepwater Horizon, The maze runner, Love and Monsters, American Assassin, and The Internship get teleported to a theater to watch some of their lives.Lives that will be revealed:Stiles/Thomas/Mitch/Stuart/Caleb/JoelBarry/SebastianKara/MarleyBlaine/Music MinisterDerek/ClarkRoy/Jackson

2.8K 6 112
𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲;;;;;; jakehoon

JAKEHOON AU WHERE↳ Physics ace Jake doesn't know how he got mixed up in Park Sunghoon's business, nor does he know how he ended up giving loving head pats to said male whilst he thoughtfully helps him study for the physics tournament, but hey, not like he's complaining.THIS IS ALL PURE FICTION.DON'T READ IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

7.1K 17 592

A girl, left behind everything to find herself.But met a stranger.Who would change her life.My first ever fanfic. My younger sister called me a noob. So be it.

1K 10 20 Full