JACOB SARTORIUS HATE BOOK

JACOB SARTORIUS HATE BOOK

Full
  • Reads
  • Likes
  • Chapters
Category: Humor
Jacob Sartorius is a musty dusty crusty flop and he needs to know it.

You can disagree with me all you want I'm just getting more views ✋

THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.

(highest ranking : #167 in humour)

*i don't care if you correct me with his recent activity/social status, this book was created in 2016. I've finished the goddamn book so stop trying to intimidate me with your oh so smart facts because it's not working*

Chapter list

- Last updated at 09:52 19-08-2017

Related stories

Lost Royalty

Her presence was once one that enamoured the masses. A beautiful young princess whose destiny seemed to be set in a life of royal balls and princes.But her abrupt absence filled the hearts of so many with anguish and sorrow. On her seventh birthday, Princess Elizabeth seemed to simply disappear. Now, nearly a decade later, her father has declared that she must be found by her 17th birthday, or the search will be abandoned. Hope is diminishing, and a kingdom searches high and low for a lost princess. Village by village, every girl between the ages 15 and 17 must be assessed. As a King searches for his daughter, a kingdom desperately anticipates the return of their Lost Princess.|COMPLETED | HIGHEST RANKING #1 IN HISTORICAL FICTION|This is a first draft so will have many mistakes and plot holes. Sequel Now COMPLETE.Comments:@DumDumPops4: Aww this was a great read! I'm really happy you decided to share your work with us on Wattpad. Great job! Keep writing please!@MadelynCrain: I absolutely loved your book!!!!! A sequel would be amazing!!!!!!!@TwistedSecret: This has been one of the best stories I've read on wattpad@Aurazales: FINSHED this story in two DAYSS!! If you could do a sequel, I would just die (out of excitement) and have my ghost read the sequelHighest rank: #1 in historical fictionNow complete. (18/03/2017)
A Mob Boss's First Love (Book 1 Of The New York Mafia Trilogy)

Fiction Awards Winner 2016 in General Fiction Category Book 1 of the New York Mafia Series: Summary: What happens when an innocent and kind hearted girl becomes the first love of a boy destined to become a notorious mob boss one day. Would space and time make him forget her? Would he feel any differently towards her when he sees her again years later or his love for her becomes even more possessive after years of waiting? This story takes place in the 1950s in America. Francesco and Costanzo were two brothers who were sent to live with their uncle Piero in a small town in Oklahoma. No one knew why they had suddenly moved to the town and no one wanted to know. There were many rumours surrounding the Rosario family that made the locals wary. No one wished to get on the wrong side of this mysterious Italian American family. No one questioned them. No one dared look at them the wrong way. Parents warned their children to stay away from the newly arrived brothers. The boys enrolled in the local school and no one dared get in their path. However, Adele and her brother Angelo were totally in the dark from the rumours and warnings since they were new in town themselves. Childhood friendship was formed and time went on. Events soon started to happen that increased fear towards the Rosario household amongst the small town citizens. Secrets were slowly revealed and the childhood friends gradually drifted apart due to events that was no fault of their own ...... only for them to be reunited years later.After this book please read A Mob Boss's Family (Book 2)
Tayvis one-shots (3)

Hi! Here's just some Tayvis one-shots for you. Please enjoy and vote! I also take requests! *Try's to update daily, also check out book 1 and book 2!Started: 14th July 2024
Joost Klein x Reader | 99 Luftballons

This is the long story of how you met a Dutch stranger one night in Malmo. Joost Klein, apparently, and the two of you get to know each other, and slowly fall in love. [it's a slowburn!] it's off to a bit of a slow start but once you get to amsterdam it runs along
Karna's reincarnation

What happens when a modern era boy gets reincarnated as Karna and changes the whole epic?
Destiel Smut (Demon Dean)

This is my first time ever writing something like this, and I hope whoever reads this enjoys!The story is based on a Dean Whinchester that runs away from Sam his younger brother and Castiel the Angel that had been by their side for who knows how long, one day the Angel sees Dean and goes to confront him not knowing that he is now part demon and filled with anger and lust! *wink wink*Btw the art is not mine!
the furry in Hazbin hotel

Michael Afton joins the hazbin hotel gang
Dressed as the Male Protagonist's Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife

[Time Travel and Rebirth] Alternative Title: "Transforming into the Male Protagonist's Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife" Author: Taozhi Yingying Synopsis:  As the cannon fodder in the novel, Xie Jingli's first twenty-seven years can be described as a real tool.  She was manipulated by the plot and had to quarrel and reconcile with the male protagonist of the novel, marry and divorce, fall in love and hate each other.  After she finally finished her cannon fodder plot, all that was left was a two-year-old daughter waiting to be fed, and two houses in her hands.  Xie Jingli has a family to support.  After much thought, I sold some jewelry as start-up capital and planned to open a small shop to make a living.  Unexpectedly, he was frustrated in love and successful in career.  The small store turned into a big store, and the big store turned into a chain. Her life was prosperous, and she could count the money in a daze.  Everything is wonderful.  Until the ex-husband came to the door and wanted to take away the child.  Really rich woman Xie Jingli: Do you want to be beautiful? !  She raised her hand, put down the pen, and a check for five million fell on her ex-husband's face--  "Five million, stay away from my daughter."  ...  Four years after Yan Qin and Xie Jingli divorced, they suddenly learned that they had an extra daughter.  As a father, he should raise the child together with his ex-wife to make up for the child's lack of fatherly love.  However, when he found Xie Jingli, he found that she had become rich and irritable--  "Five million, stay away from my daughter."  Yan Qin picked up the five million check:? ? ?  What have you experienced in the past few years?for offline purposes only! Credits to the rightful owner of the story!-🌻

You may also like

Awake During a Dream -Hamilcast fic

Maya Rose has had it rough for so long that random acts of kindness are a foreign custom to her. Only Louis can do such things, and yet here she is, talking to Lin-Manuel Miranda in the early morning hoping by some miracle that he'll forget what he saw and let me go. Maya's life turns into a fever dream she's fortunate to be awake for. She learns and battles with accepting other people's loves and maybe the possibility of a family that she can safely call her own. Throw in her past nightmares coming back to haunt her, spiteful ex's and her crumbling mental health? It's a shock to her mind and she's just hoping that this sudden reality of her life won't break her completely.

11.3K 36 217 Full
The Last Beginning (ON HOLD)

All i wanted was the cereal, but it was high up on the fridge and being short made me incapable of reaching it. So i stood looking around for a chair. None were in eye sight so i tried stepping on my toes once more still not reaching i heard thundering foot steps from them, the boys. My only problem. Right as I turned i got pressed against the fridge with boys with shirts and some without shirts it was weird and nice but hard to get out but the end the guys pushed me out there way to get to the milk and within the short period i had picked up my youngest step brother and we walked to dining table as I watched the guys scramble for bowls & spoons.Daniella was the loner common right but she had twin that had been hospitalized, her dad came back with news that they would be moving to Cali to live with their new family members all boys of course and with a new family comes a mom.***Try it out its a good book I upload a new chapters daily or weekly. A cheesy title for people who would enjoy a great book.

1.2K 19 127
Roleplay book

Come and Roleplay with me with anything that you like. Just be aware this is about anime, video games and cartoons. But mainly anime.

5.6K 17 50
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

You'll see me in hindsightTangled up with you all nightBurning it downSomeday when you leave meI bet these memoriesFollow you around...Previously named 'majestic'Complete Written by atlantichasz

19.6K 34 416 Full
Enraptured by your love

𝗬𝘂𝘃𝗿𝗮𝗷 𝗔𝗻𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗯𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘁𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘁 the man of words the myth of time and the legend of generation has seen more betrayals than trust . Yet again he dared to fall for someone unaware of who she is . Will he trust her after knowing her roots or will he just put a question mark on her genuineness. 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐧𝐚 𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐣𝐚 unaware of her roots , unknown to her father's sins has grown up with the morals of her maternal side . How will her life turn around when she discovers she actually is a princess and her rights have been eroded. Will Anshuman believe in Devika ? Or will he assume her to be like her father ? Will he become her pilar of strength or he will be another man in line to rob her ?She fell first yet he fell harder

678 6 144
Love and Liquor

Its New York, 1924, and Prohibition is in full swing, which means so is the Mafia. Grace Hanson is a seventeen year old that's just graduated from high school, waiting for her life to begin. In the meantime, she lives with her father, Dr. George Hanson. Unfortunately, her father has gotten himself into a bit of a tough situation. To get him out of it, Grace makes an agreement with some dangerous men: Her marriage for her father's life. Now Grace has been thrust deep into the world of the underground mafia. Trying to catch her bearings, and cope with her new husband, Luca, and his family of criminals may prove to be too much for her.

801.3K 34 25.1K Full
Forest Of Hallucinations

i working on this for 8 hour and i'm dilexic

60 4 1 Full
Taekook | Euphoric Love |

Where Jungkook and Taehyung met in a school....

2 1 0
The Broken Doll

Lillianna Monson is perfect, at least on the outside, she is. Lily's life is full of rules and structure and normally that's a good thing for a kid, but in Lily's case, it isn't. Lily lives in a golden cage, her mother treats her daughter like a doll. A thing to take out and show off, everything about her must be absolutely perfect from the way she dressed, the way she fixes her hair, her manners, her conversational skills, her grades, her extra curricular activities, everything must be perfect. It would seem that her life is perfect because she's perfect, but it isn't. Lily is punished if she doesn't meet her mother's expectations, which is often. Lily feels like a disappointment because of her mother and her expectations that feel like Mount Everest. Nothing, it seems, is ever good enough for Lily's mother. But, what will happen when Lily's "perfect" life is shattered?Ella Monson is Lily's twin sister, only they weren't raised together. Ella and Lily were separated when they were a year old. Ella and their older brothers all stayed with their dad and their mother took Lily. Ella's life has actually been perfect, she's happy and healthy, she doesn't have the expectations that Lily does. Ella has friends, clubs, and activities that she loves, she has her brothers because their father passed away, who she adores. Ella has everything but she still feels like something's missing and she can't figure out what it is. What will happen when her life changes in a way she never thought it could?Chance Monson is the girls' oldest brother, he became the legal guardian of his younger brothers and sister after his father passed away. Chance made it his mission in life to make sure his siblings get to live the lives they want, they have everything they need, and are happy and healthy. There's one thing though, his youngest sister isn't in his life anymore.

30.7K 21 718 Full
Empowering Florida's Growth: Leadership Vision of Marcus Ginter

In the ever-evolving landscape of business and community development, effective leadership plays a pivotal role in driving success and fostering growth. One individual whose leadership lessons offer valuable insights is Marcus Ginter. Known for his visionary approach and commitment to building a better Florida, his strategies and principles serve as a blueprint for achieving business success and community prosperity.

1 1 0