Is This A Joke? (Joke book)

Is This A Joke? (Joke book)

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OH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book.
It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it.

A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to be the same, but that can not be avoided. That I have the same joke as someone else, doesn't mean that I stole it or read it in their book! Most jokes are from the internet or my friends (so credits to them of course) and some may be my idea, so don't bother hate on them because a friend told you that the other day, or your aunt posted the same on facebook.

Anyways.. Enjoy❤️

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- Last updated at 14:37 15-03-2016

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