I'm Back Bitches

I'm Back Bitches

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"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk.

"With you?" I asked in a sweet voice.

"Sure thing baby girl" He replied.

I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone.

"Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust.

I slowly leaned forward, placing my hands on his chest and leaned towards his mouth. My mouth was inches away from his and he closed his eyes as I smirked with satisfaction. It was working.

Surprising everyone, I lifted my leg and kicked him were the sun don't shine.

Gasps were heard throughout the hall and Chase instantly fell to the ground, holding his precious jewels. "What the fuck?!" He groaned.

In a deadly sweet voice I got down to eye level. "Well now you know how it feels when you break a girls heart".

I stood up and walked away.

Everyone looked at me with awe stricken faces and I twirled my body around putting my hand on my hip. "By the way the names Avery Blue" I spoke loudly. Flashes of recognition crossed people's faces but Chase was the most shocked of them all.

I stared at Chase straight in the eyes. "Karma's a bitch" before turning around and continuing my way to physics class.


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Avery Blue has had enough of being tormented by her classmates and leaves school to return with one agenda. To show everyone who's boss and not to mess with her. She leaves school for a term and comes back hotter than ever and also one major badass. You could say Karma's a bitch.

The only thing missing on her agenda was to somehow get tangled up in a gang.

No sarcastic remark will get her out of this one.


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Highest ranking:

#2 in teen fiction 6/11/2016

#1 in humor 18/1/2018, thanks guys so much xx



This book is completed and has now been completely edited (22/05/2020)

Cover by: @beautifullyyoung

Official trailer by @mizdancer

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- Last updated at 12:26 22-05-2020

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