'I don't get paid enough for this shit' (a Madam Pomfrey fanfiction)

'I don't get paid enough for this shit' (a Madam Pomfrey fanfiction)

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~Follow Poppy Pomfrey as she works and complains about just the amount of incidents that happen at Hogwarts, this story is set just after the Golden Trio era, so in about the early 2000's. This is probably going to be my first finished and published story, so don't blame me if it's bad- I'm only 13 right now, and I'm not the best at writing story's... So yeah... I do hope you enjoy, but if you don't, then oh well 🤷‍♀️... Also, if I could get feedback for this, that would be great 👍 I'd like to improve my writing skills, so if people could let me know what they think of this and stuff... Than that would be great :) Just a heads up, even though this is a story about Madame Pomfrey, I will still include a Y/N at some point, as well as some characters that I've come up with, and one or two of my own Oc's~

Stuff for the Y/N bits...

(Y/N) - your name
(L/N) - last name
(E/C) - eye colour
(H/C) - hair colour
(O/N) - owl name
(N/N) - nickname
(Y/A) - your accent
(S/C) - skin colour

as for gender in the Y/N parts, I'll write 'they' and you can sort of just imagine your gender in that spot or wutever.... so yeah-

cover and storyline are my own creations, and they are free to be used elsewhere, but I need to be credited.

Also, sometimes I'll be asking for idea's for new chapters, and sometimes I will add people in as their oc's on special occasions but yeah

I know, this desc is already really long, but just one more thing, I will be trying to reply to comments (if I even get any), but if I don't, it's not because I don't want to, it's either because it's gotten lost in my absolute mountain of notifications that I already have, or because I haven't had the time to... Yeah, I'll stop writing this now and just move onto the actual story... ;-;

there we go, a new cover, she has eyebrows now- and a background :)

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- Last updated at 05:04 23-07-2023

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