How to kill your kidnapper

How to kill your kidnapper

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Okay so my name is Ray and this is a crazy story about me who accidentally kills an old lady. Then the police is after me and I turn into a fugitive.
You will experience many twists and turn throughout the book along with humor.
And then I get kidnapped by some idiot who cant even tell a lie properly.

Also I will be needing as much support as possible because it was a accident.

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- Last updated at 10:30 22-08-2017

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