"But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. (...) All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. (...) Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable truths and even interpret their meaning for later generations?"- Metal Gear Solid 2, fragments of AI Colonel's speechBasically this. I filter comments from various social medias and retrieve only the ones with best comedic or thought-provoking qualities judging by my taste. Enjoy!
Prompt from Tumblr:"We keep accidentally hurting each other and I've just kicked open the door and it's hit you square in the face."๐#8 ranking in callumturner
Alex and John are in college and are best friends until Alex starts noticing cute little doodles on his arm (mostly of turtles) and it's now his favorite part of the day. Meanwhile, John starts noticing more cuts and scars on his arm when he isn't hurt so he starts drawing on his arm to hide them and soon after the cuts stop and he starts communicating with his soulmate. this is my first story so please don't judge.
Marinette was originally born in Gotham, but was adopted when she was 14 by Tom and Sabine. When she leaves behind a family, a boyfriend, and lots of friends, what happens when Lila tries to stir trouble but has it backfire? Read and find out.
An angsty, short fic where the reader is Newt's S/O and Theseus comes to visit his younger brother in his final moments.(Request from Tumblr)
[DISCONTINUED; I know it has barely any chapters but I lacked a lot of motivation. Disclaimer: not very much effort was put into these chapters...] A Fantastic Beasts fanfiction, just like many others, that features the aftermath of COG and what happens to our fellow friends. Tina and Jacob come to stay at the Scamander household, as everyone agrees it is best if they stick together.(I will add more to this description as time goes on)
You are just a normal witch from England.It is Monday morning and you have decided to stay the whole day at home. Your plan is ruined when you realize that you have nothing to eat. You head to the nearest shop to buy some stuff when you get bumped in to this charming man named Newt Scamander, who you remember back from school where you were best friends.I don't own Newt (sadly) and I don't own you. All rights belongs to J.K Rowling blahblah :D You know this stuff.
๐ฝ๐๐จ๐ฉ-๐จ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฝ๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ง๐ฎ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ข๐๐ง.๐ฟ๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ง๐-๐ฅ๐ช๐๐ก๐๐จ๐. ๐ฟ๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ข๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ค๐ง๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ง.
Aurora Scamander never liked bullies. She was clever, brave and bold in the face of danger, but when she has little choice other than to follow blindly, she finds trust and bravery hard to come-by. However, needs-must when an old face calls for help in the darkest of times, a blood pact preventing him from saving the Wizarding world himself, forcing him to drag his friends down with him.What happens when she finds out what this has always been for?Or when the lives of her friends and family are at risk, against one overpowered bully?Young Albus Dumbledore x OFC*Fantastic Beasts; Secrets of Dumbledore*(I do not own anything to do with the Harry Potter world, only my character Aurora Scamander!)โข Also published on AO3 & Neobook โข
Bruce was a smart kid who always aced his classes. Everybody loves him, except this one guy named Vance Hopper. They used to be friends when they were younger, but Vance's dad left him and his mom. After that Vance became a really bad kid. He would make fun of Bruce all the time. He would basically bully him, but one day he changed?..No smutthere will be swearing. A bit of homophobia Might have angstMight have incorrection between sentences.