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After a one-night stand, a normal human named Jian Luo found out that he was pregnant. Not only that, it was possible that what he was carrying was... not a human being.In the 25th year of the Interstellar century, all human beings have migrated to the Dark Star. Here, their status is low. The natives of Dark Star are powerful and arrogant. They are the supreme powerhouses ruling the universe but their race's birth rate seems to have been declining as of late. For the last thousands of years, no new life has been born.One day, Jian Luo vomited after being unable to bear his morning sickness: "Ugh..."The Dark Star cubs in his stomach instantly sent out an uneasy aura that covered a radius of a few kilometers, causing all of the Dark Star's natives to suddenly freeze up!After thousands of years! A cub was finally about to be born!All they wanted to know was, who was the father of those cubs?!Later, the wisest and most elegant high priest declared: "Only I can give the child the best education."The richest man in the universe smiled: "The child will have my surname. Here, you can pick any galaxy you want.???: "Have some pride, don't harass other people's wife!"

Breyanna is a normal werewolf, had a loving father who was the beta of The Heart Moon Pack, her mom the beta female who was always supportive of her family. But when it was Breyanna's 10th birthday to shift, she didn't.Her father was furious and turn his back on her first.Her mother thought she was a disappointment and a mistake.Her brother Landon was ashamed to even called her his sister.Breyanna's world was torn apart, her perfect little world was ending.The whole pack started bulling her except the Luna Danielle and her daughter QueenaJack (Breyanna's father) begged the alpha to let Breyanna be an omega, alpha Justin declined at first but then he agree when he heard Breyanna couldn't shiftOne the first-day Breyanna's father slapped her so hard, her head whip to the left so fast her father heard a crack.In school was no difference, the humans made fun of her.On Breyanna's sixteen birthday; she meet her mate Jacob (The Alpha's son) Rejected her for being an omega.Breyanna couldn't take the embarrassment so she ran away into the unknown, forest........What will happen to Breyanna?........Who will she meet in the unknown?.....Read: Omegas' Revenge, to find out!!!;-)𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀. 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆!

𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝘀:𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗯𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸🖤𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗵🤍𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼💜𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼💙𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼🧡𝗝𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗿❤️𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗬𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆🩷𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁🩶𝗟𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁💛𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿💚𝗦𝗲𝘁𝗵 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻🤎𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵🩵𝗬𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝘂𝗳𝗳 ❤️🩹𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵'𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀.𝗔/𝗡~𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 (𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰)𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱~27/2/24

Belle has not had the best life. Most of it she spent taking care of her sick father while her mother ran off to sleep with other men. So you can imagine her frustration when, only a few months after the death of her father, her mother forces her to come spend the holidays with her and her new family. But what happens when she meets a certain alpha on the plane who claims that she belongs to him?----"Mine. Mate," he said, his deep, husky voice ringing in my ears. His hands tightened around me as his forehead came down to meet mine and he breathed in deeply. I let my eyes close as I basked in the feeling of his arms around me and the delicious sparks that were running through my body. I didn't even know that it was possible to feel this good. I felt his head move from mine as he nuzzled his nose into my neck. I tilted my head to give him better access and he let out an approving grunt.And then I felt him place a gentle kiss right where my neck and shoulder met. My knees went weak, my entire body going numb as a breathy sound came from my mouth. He smiled against my neck, chuckling and taking all of my weight into his arms as I leaned completely into him to stop myself from falling."Hello, mate," he whispered in my ear.------This book is also known as Kidnapped By My Mate.

17year old jasmine or as they call her dess/destiny has a crush on the most notorious heartless don known as Xavier or as they call him killa/don. Jasmine got her crush yes but what will the obstacles be between those two. Putting a smile on my face before I entered the house I walked in and everywhere was pitch black. Silent walking in the living room trying to not make any noise the light suddenly came on. Frighten I turned around to see Xavier sitting on the single sofa with a bottle of Hennessey drinking while looking at me. "𝚆𝚎𝚑 𝚢𝚊𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚞𝚑 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚒", he glared at me putting down the bottle" 𝚊 𝚖𝚒 𝚏𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚊 𝚖𝚒 𝚐𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚏𝚊𝚑 𝚋𝚋𝚣", I laughed nervously him taking off my shoes"𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎", he took his gun from his waist putting it on the center tableWalking towards him with sweaty palms and a fast beating heart wondering if he found out about what I did. " 𝚢𝚞𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚢𝚞𝚑 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏","𝚆𝚊𝚑 𝚞 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚋", I said my eyes never leaving him as he stoop before me. Looking at me dead in the eyes "𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋", he smiledGripping me by the neck he whispered" 𝚃𝚎𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚢𝚞𝚑 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜", will these two lovers get over their obstacles or will they let the obstacles get over them?There would be typos to be corrected but I will be fixing them once I'm finished with writingplease to note this is my first time writing a story so bare with me thank you💋

I love writing episodes for shows, i watch. i did for a german show, "Die jungen Ärzte" and now i will for station 19. I hope you enjoy it. And if someone knows the writers of the show, and likes my stories. I wouldn't mind seeing my stories on the show.

Y'ALL. I kid you not when I tell you that I'm obsessed with this webtoon😭. It's like my TBP phase all over again..Anyway, this story is going to be based around a bunch of oneshots regarding the main six of the Webtoon Series: "School Bus Graveyard"I'll be doing ships that you guys want to see, as well as some of my own favorite ships!! Leave some requests in the comments of the chapter titled "requests" and let me know which ships you want me to write about!! Leave some plot ideas as well. :,)Characters included(obviously):Taylor HernándezTyler HernándezAshlyn BannerAiden ClarkBen ClarkLogan FieldsI will NOT write about the following:• Smut• Spice• Anything inappropriate (they're literal children)That's all I gotta say for this description, I hope to see you all in the comments! -Kai

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