Funny Random Sayings/Scenarios

𝙸𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚜●sᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ's sᴛᴏɴᴇ●ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs●ᴘʀɪsᴏɴᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴀᴢᴀᴋᴀʙᴀɴ●ɢᴏʙʟᴇᴛ ᴏғ ғɪʀᴇ●ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx●ʜᴀʟғ-ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ●ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜʟʏ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡs[Regulus black x oc] --------------------------

In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine.NOT MINE

What happens when Angelina finds the news of her parents death and has to move in with her brothers and father who has no idea about the hell she has been through in her past; how will she deal with the tragedy that occurred on her fourteenth birthday which the brothers and father has no clue, can and will she open up about the events of her fourteenth birthday to her new family? Will she trust them for keeping her safe or despise them for keeping a huge secret from her?---------------------------------------------------"WHAT THE HELL?" he shouted"shush" I silenced him but it was to late"what happened Charlie?" dad asked"is everything ok" Oliver said"Charlie what is wrong?" gorge asked"shut up everyone let me process everything first" twinny replied looking at me----------------------------------------------------Follow Angelina on her crazy life

Y/N is the elder brother of Sokka and Katara. On the day they lost their mother, Y/N swore to protect his brother and sister at all costs. As the oldest, he constantly has to put up with their constant bickering, and only step in when it gets too serious. Y/N holds a grudge against the Fire Nation. They not only took his mother from him, but also his arm. Y/N was also born with a rare defect, that greatly affects his bending. He cannot bend water like a normal waterbender can. He's only able to bend the water as ice and snow. Able to freeze water that's nearby, and create projectiles of Ice. Because of this defect, he was able to replace his missing arm with one made entirely of Ice. But it's also cause of this defect, that he deems himself as a blacksheep among waterbenders. An outcast. Little did Y/N know that he and his siblings would become a major factor to ending the 100 year war against the Fire Nation. But also... He would fall in love with a certain blue-flamed princess.#1 Azula - 9/24/23#2 atla - 11/4/23

izuku yagi has been neglected for the lack of a quirk they favour izumi he has to steal around the house one day as he was going to get beat up he finally got a quirk he meets three people who help him master it he falls in love with one of his teacherthe reason why seraphina is an oc is their from different stories

Xiaoniao found himself reincarnated once again after his death due to poisoning in his previous life.Xiaoniao was rather foolish and pitiable in his former life. The emperor used him as a convenient solution to his issues with his Ministers, who demanded he must find an suitable Empress. Although Emperor Cheng Ju Long had many concubines in his harem, he lacked an Empress. To alleviate the Ministers concerns, he decided to select an Empress through a tournament he had arranged. Unexpectedly, the unsuspecting Xiaoniao emerged as the winner of the tournament.Thus, the emperor married Xiaoniao and bestowed upon him the title of Empress. Despite holding this esteemed title, Xiaoniao received no respect. He was frequently subjected to bullying and hurtful gossip, treated even worse than a common servant. Meanwhile, the despicable emperor Enjoyed his days spent with his concubines. Xiaoniao endured a life of suffering until one fateful day when he died, poisoned by one of the emperor's concubines.Determined not to cross paths with the vile emperor in this lifetime, Xiaoniao fled to a distant land to live peacefully and safeguard his life. He believed his plan was unfolding smoothly until he stumbled upon an unusual-sized egg, thinking it was a lost chicken's egg. Xiaoniao took the egg home, intending to raise it as a pet. Unbeknownst to him, this egg would lead him back into the arms of the emperor, who eagerly awaited his return.Xiaoniao exclaimed, "Ahhh! Who are you?! Put me down!"Ju Long replied, "Calm down, wife. You're only embarrassing yourself."Xiaoniao retorted, "Who are you calling wife?! I'm no wife of a bastard! A'xiao, come help mommy! Mommy is being kidnapped! Uwaahh!!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞"Xiaobao chimed in, "Dada! (/•^∆^•)/"___#ORIGINAL_WORK#NOT_A_TRANSLAITION#Do_not_Republish

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒, maybe that's why I fell for Percy, because I knew I would die for him in the end. #1-pjatp 12/30/23

Bianca's never had it easy. Ever since her father died, she's always felt the need to help out as much as possible. Her priority in life is to graduate law school and get a good job to support her mother and sister. She works her evenings and weekends as a nanny to a Billionaire family, The Alberts. They have two children 6 year old Caleb and 3 year old Catherine. These kids fall for her heart of gold the night she walked in. She never had the time for love as she desperately tries to keep her head above the water but one night changes it all. ######Lucas de la Martini is your stereotypical billionaire. Mansion, fast cars, women, good looks, charming eyes, a full wallet and much, much more. He doesn't work hard to get women and it never really lasts more than a night. I would love to say that there is a reason why he behaves like this, but in all honesty there really isn't. He's left feeling things he hasn't felt in forever. He only got to taste this fruit once and he wants more. But he couldn't have anymore even if he tried, because he didn't know where to find it.