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Meet DR. TRISHTI SHARMA , the owner of India's biggest hospital 'Health and Care'. She is ruthless,arrogant and a heartless person for everyone except her family. She is the apple of the eye of her family,the only girl in past 7 generations of sharma family.Now meet, our male protagonist, ABHIMANYU SINGH RATHORE . The business tycoon and a billionaire. CEO of RATHORE CORPORATION. Ruthless and arrogant for everyone except his family. A total mumma's boy. Donot believe in love until he saw 'her'.ACHEIVMENTS 💗💫#8 in hospital#4 in hopeless romantic#3 in sunshine#5 wattpad india#4 in desi love#2 in husband#2 in indian romance#18 in wattpad romance#19 in ceo#28 in grumpy#48 in business

Most impressive ranking#1 Chennai on 17 july 2020#6 paris on 2 oct 2020# 11 Paris on 19 august 2020Two young people enter the world of arranged marriage. Two different minds and ideas named Dev and Trisha will they become a real couple?. In their married life they encounter misunderstandings, contemplations , realisations and revelationsWill Paris the city of love teach them what is love and what is life?A small excerpt from the story Trisha shook her head disagreeing with her involuntary thoughts and then it dawned on her what kind of mess she must look like, hair out of place, wrinkled short kurta and jean, she shut her eyes irritated" Are you going to sleep standing?" He asked with a smirk in his face, she hated his wits and herself for not being resistant against his charms."Lets go" she orderedDev and Trisha both were quiet on the way to their new home, Trisha took in the stunning visual of the city.Dev tried his best to be a gentleman by helping her with the luggages as she was struggling to push the trolley handle inside , he thrusted his hand over her's exerting force. Trisha didn't understand how his hands were warm like the right temperature for her cold one and the same thing was going on in Dev's mind, why is her hand so cold. He wanted to intertwine his fingers with her soft ones giving her the much needed warmth and they both were actually gazing into each other's eyes a little too much when the taxi driver's words cut in" Pardon" he feigned a smile and pulled out the remaining luggages and he drove away

[Now in Kindle Unlimited!] Snarky Angels. Bad boy Omens. Dangerous Demons. And a deal with the Devil.--The past twenty-four hours have been pretty weird for pre-law student Rachel Mortimer.She accidentally sold her soul to the Devil. An Angel showed up in her bedroom. And an irritatingly hot Bad Omen has been following her around campus.Now she has to intern at Devils Inc. - Lucifer's LA based soul trading company. And demons are trying to kill her. The undead want her legal advice. And she's starting to catch feelings for someone she shouldn't.Oh, and someone has triggered the Apocalypse.So she should probably stop that. . .---The start of a new Paranormal series full of Angels, Demons, Romance, and Humor from the author of Cupid's Match.---[SAMPLE ONLY] Devils Inc. is now published! You can get your copy from Amazon, or by following the link in my bio! READ FOR FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!

Title: 穿成被七个Alpha退婚的OmegaAuthor: Qiao Duan (喬段)Status: CompletedDescription:He Huan reincarnated into an omega who had been divorced seven times.He Huan: Someone got divorced because of the lack of pheromone fragrance?-- As an acacia tree spirit, I have the 'pheromones' you all want.Then, all the Alphas who repented the marriage before all knelt down and begged for remarriage.A certain chaebol: "Baby, give me one more chance, I can dismiss all my lovers." A certain nobleman: "As long as you marry me, you can share my title. Are you tempted?" A certain general: "Which planet do you like, I will give it to you ."...He Huan was so annoyed by being pestered that he randomly pulled a man on the street as a shield."New fiancé, let's find out."He Huan: ...--It seems that I have offended a big shot, why don't I call off the engagement again?___________JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS:✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D)✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading)✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author, google translator, and link(s)

In a serene province, Solaina grew up with her childhood friend, Azero. They shared countless adventures, from chasing fireflies to climbing the ancient banyan tree in their village. Their bond seemed unbreakable.Years later, Solaina and Azero reunite in some circumstances. However, he had changed. Once warm and welcoming, Azero now seemed distant and withdrawn, leaving Solaina feeling neglected and confused.Determined to understand the reason for Azero's coldness, Solaina delved into their shared past and the challenges he had faced. Through patience and empathy, she discovered the struggles Azero had endured. Their friendship, though tested, ultimately proved resilient, underscoring the power of understanding and forgiveness.

DISCLAIMER: All credits to the original author:吱吱是个小肥鼠. None of these characters or plots are ours. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY!Text for this article:　　Interview: How does it feel to die suddenly?　　Xu Yanqing: You don't need to ask, the question is that I have already passed through the book. The identity cannon fodder background board, the emperor slept on the day of the book, and now on the way to run with the ball, I heard that this person in the stomach is the villain prince who will only be robbed in the future, and the rest will return.　　*　　Xu Yanqing, who stayed up all night to read the passionate comments on the text, angrily took five exam papers and passed away at an early age. In this life, he just wanted to be paralyzed by salted fish.jpg　　Unfortunately, he was drugged on the day of reading the book. Xu Yanqing slept beautifully. The Taoist priest, the Taoist priest's face is really good-looking, and it is the temperament of the immortal style that makes people want to pay homage.　　The second day after sleeping with the Taoist priest, Xu Yanqing patted his butt and hurriedly slipped away. But the tricky thing is why his belly is getting bigger every day...　　*　　Civil and military people of all dynasties know that their Majesty is a pure-hearted Taoist priest, but I don't know when His Majesty's side has a delicate appearance but a lazy personality The young man, and I don't know when their Majesty was holding a baby in his arms!　　Shocked.jpg, troubled by the ministers.　　His Majesty is also troubled, and the little prince is also troubled.　　"Father, when can Daddy play with me?"　　"When he wakes up, he can play with you."　　"But, when will Daddy wake up!" 　The little prince sighed, and so did His Majesty, the father and son two Looking at someone who was sleeping soundly on the bed, his eyes were full of resentment.　　Xu Yanqing: It's impossible to wake up, and it's imposs

Title: 流放前，王妃溜進皇宮搬空國庫 / Exiled Princess: From the Palace Heist to Becoming a Rich MadameAuthor: 風涼人暖In the wake of the apocalypse, Jiang Ru didn't awaken any special powers and ultimately perished on the road to escape. Upon her next awakening, she found herself in the ignored role of an unfavored legitimate daughter.The plot at this point was in the phase where her wicked father, the prime minister, was forcing her to marry Prince An in a rush. Holding the script in her hands, Jiang Ru remained entirely composed.On the day of her grand wedding, Jiang Ru pinched Xiao Chengjin's cheek and said, "Hey! I'm here to make you happy, Prince.""Your Highness, it's a disaster! The Emperor intends to exile us to Jizhou."Jiang Ru, who had slipped into the palace last night to empty the national treasury, couldn't have been happier. Exile? That sounded perfect. She was going to be a wealthy woman in Jizhou!Since her exile, Jiang Ru completely unleashed herself.What? The supporting female character from her previous life followed her to Jizhou?Jiang Ru: I'll just watch quietly as she courts death."Madam, it's bad news. The enemy nation is demanding you hand over the Little Phoenix."Jiang Ru: They dare to covet my ride!That night, Jiang Ru rushed to the enemy nation and emptied their granaries and treasuries.Steward Lin: "Your Majesty, it's not good. The Crown Prince's wife has invited the Queen Mother out of the palace for a leisurely stroll."Xiao Chengjin put down the memorial in his hand. "Summon my eldest son."A quarter of an hour later, Steward Lin watched the six-year-old Crown Prince, who was reading memorials with a heartwrenching expression.Your Majesty, you've gone too far.The Crown Prince was only six years old...

In 1866, ships of several nations spot a mysterious sea monster, which some suggest is a giant narwhal. The US government assembles an expedition to find and destroy the monster. Professor Pierre Aronnax, a French marine biologist (and narrator within the story) receives a last-minute invitation to join the expedition. As the expedition travels south around Cape Horn into the Pacific Ocean, the crew finds the monster after a long search and then attack it, but the ship is damaged with the three main protagonists thrown into the water. They are quickly captured and then meet the enigmatic Captain Nemo. ~ Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea is a classic science fiction novel by French writer Jules Verne and was originally published in 1870. The novel was originally serialized between March 1869 and June 1870 in Pierre-Jules Hetzel's periodical, the Magasin d'Éducation et de Récréation. An illustrated edition, published by Hetzel in November 1871, included 111 illustrations by Alphonse de Neuville and Édouard Riou. Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea is regarded as one of the premiere adventure novels and one of Verne's greatest works, along with Around the World in Eighty Days and Journey to the Center of the Earth. Cover done by @sinadan