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Grateful | Fragile Hearts

~book 1 of The Fragile Hearts series~a story in which a girl discovers her family again. Charlotte is a girl whose faced so many hardships at her young age. At 15, she's lost the only family she's known. After reading a letter her grandma left, she discovers something that could change her life. Who will charlotte end up with? Will they have a relationship and be a family? only one way to find out :)
Poems For The Pained Heart

You've made it this far so let me tell you a story,About life in this age with all of it's pain and glory. It's been a long journey, it's been a long road,It's been so tiring, you want to go on sleep mode. But wait just a little, just a bit longer,Expect this pain to make you stronger.{#1 in poems// 6/15/20}{Please ask/tag/credit me in any poems you want to use, thanks!}
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Eden's mother considers her the ruin of a perfect family. When the only father she's ever known leaves Eden and her family behind at the age of three, Eden becomes the brunt of abuse and neglect. On her first day of school, Eden meets Noah, a little boy in her class that greets her and fast becomes her best friend. Abuse and neglect have led Eden to become mute and terrified of the world around her. It seems Noah is the only one that understands her without saying a word.After many years of friendship, Eden shows up at Noah's house: broken, bruised, and afraid.•Best Ranking: #4 in ChicklitStart Date: December 2015Completed: January 2017Last Edited: June 14, 2018 Stealing my story will not be tolerated!
Pain Will Always Come Back to Haunt You

Peter Parker attempts to juggle being Spider-Man, a high school student, and traumatized all at the age of sixteen. Aunt May does her best to be supportive of her superhero nephew and Ned is always there to be his Guy in the Chair. Sometimes, it's still too much for Peter. When he thinks things can't get even more complicated, a villain inserts themselves into the mix. Tony Stark decides to awkwardly step in and tries to help Peter understand that his own health needs to come before Spider-Man. Peter isn't sure if he agrees.
Pain Before Love (Soukoku)

Smut warning⚠️Pleading for him to stop, the brunette outwardly cried, ready to fall unconscious at any time. ---"Are you sure you're okay?" "I'm better than ever!"
𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

✧𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤✧.-Avni Roy Singhania x Atharv Arora-."You will end up falling for me lemonade,I challenge you" he murmured "challenge accepted,I promise I would never fall for you" she retorted rolling her eyes in frustration...What happens when two rivals get tied in the knot of marriage? how will they convert their rivalry into love? will their marriage work or they'll end up being separated?...Book started ~ 21/6/2024 Book ended ~
The Vampire Mate

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I Can't Eat Love

Lenora did not have a wonderful life. After her engagement to Prince Ronan is broken, she loses everything... her reputation, her home, and her family. Starving on the streets, she dies angry and bitter at how her life unfolded...Only to wake up in her old bed, fifteen again, five years before she died. Now she must struggle to change her fate, and the fate of those around her. This time she won't trust in something as flimsy or changeable as love. No, this time she'll have the power and the money to protect herself. Lenora has already lost everything once. She's not going to lose again. No matter what the cost.(Cover submitted by @QueenHelmer)

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Go Set a Watchman (the EowynFaramir MOD)

This is the journey of a girl/woman so annoyed by the blatant exploitation of a story by the publishing house of HarperCollins, wherein fury at such aforementioned exploitation of a highly regarded author equals an informal, a subtitle, if you will, namely Go Set (fire to ) a Watchman, in which the annoyed, girl/woman, (really, where is the cutoff for womanhood and girlhood, serious question ), flays apart HarperCollins and it's affiliated employees and sellers who 'magicked' up a 'sequel' for To Kill a Mockingbird. Just to clarify, here's my disclaimer of sorts. I adore Harper Lee. I worship at the pinnacle of her writing, and aspire to achieve such results for the book that currently sullies her brilliance, her story, her life, and her memory. I hold no such regard for HarperCollins. In fact, I have to say I share the same opinion of snake's belly, just after its escaped a pigpen, as I do HarperCollins. For what HarperCollins has done to the reputation and integrity of an incredible, beautiful classic and it's author is the indeed the lowest one can imagine possible. (more on that later.)All previously published works belong to Harper Lee, and HarperCollins. All new materials, characters, and post-editing of the two novels bearing the name Harper Lee is mine own.The cover for this MOD has all credit and much, much, much more appreciation for the awesome @fantasticbookworm.

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