Failure Man

Failure Man

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What happens when you combine a cape imbued with the energy of failure with a 24-year-old loser? Read on to find out!

A continuously updated story about a man with the surprisingly useful power of... well failing.

Cover art commissioned by @elmumble (on Instagram)

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