Every Ninja Needs their Geisha

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The teenage mutant ninja turtles head out to save some unsuspecting victims from one of the Kraang's labs.
However, when they get there, they are met with a mutant surprise!
Meet Lianna, the natural born leader, Tara, the hot head, Penny, the brainiac, and Jade the all ecsentric.
These four have always been a bit feline, but now they are more than ever!
When they are finally rescued from being test subjects for the Kraang, what will they do?
They can't return to their homes with their mutations.
So they will have no choice but to stay with the turtles.
But there are always dangers lurking about.
Will these strange teens come to an understanding?
Will they be alone forever because of their strange appearances, or will they come together?
Read to find out.
Warning, may contain swearing, sexual content, and mutant abnormalities.
Weirdo112989, out.
Peace!

Chapter list

- Last updated at 20:02 02-04-2015

1. Get to know the Characters (10-11-2014 23:23)

2. Chapter 1, Chain the Lion (10-11-2014 23:23)

3. Chapter 2, Thorn in My side (10-11-2014 23:23)

4. Chapter 3, Panther in Pain (10-11-2014 23:23)

5. Chapter 4, Awesomeness Imprisoned (10-11-2014 23:23)

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