[COMPLETE][Book 1] I Don't Recommend Falling In Love With An Evil Norse God

[COMPLETE][Book 1] I Don't Recommend Falling In Love With An Evil Norse God

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Highest Ranking #324 in humor.

PLEASE NOTE: In the process of editing so please don't point out every mistake you see! As well as that, as I'm editing chapter by chapter some things may not seem right, just leave it and come back later :)

Winnerof Wattpad Wonder Contest.
Runner up in the Worship Writers Competition

DISCLAIMER: This story is non canon to the MCU there are some little Easter eggs and references to it, but it is officially non canon. It was originally going to be written as a fanfiction but that has changed. My reasoning behind this is the events in Infinity War and the fact that Loki keeps dying and coming back to life.

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He turned up out of nowhere, a strange man, a confused man, calling himself Loki. My name is Ingrid and until a few weeks ago I was completely your normal ordinary 17 year old university student. Then I decided to 'adopt' this poor helpless boy Loki. We've grown close, very close but something is stirring, something big. Incidents are happening, not just to me but those I care about. Everything's changing, but how are you supposed to explain that your in love with a norse god who is supposedly evil, even though I don't know if I love him?

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