Cliché Yesterday!

Cliché Yesterday!

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Fed up of clichés? You've come to the right place!

Cliché Yesterday explores the clichés of every genre! Yes, EVERY SINGLE GENRE!

What are you waiting for?

Read now and every single cliché will come to you within a minute!

Enjoy your latest copy of Cliché Yesterday.

Because, as we know, clichés are SO yesterday!


WARNING:

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Extra warning:

Okay, serious warning here. If you are offended by the use of my criticism, please understand that this is a rant book, meant for comedy. Also, I really do hate clichés, so I will roast the living shit out of them.

Oh, and offensive language is used.

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Embracing The Unplanned

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