Clean-Shave Kelly

Clean-Shave Kelly

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"What's that...more tales of high adventure? Okay." -Chuck Heston .....

"Let me regale you with my many tales of high adventure. From the peaks of Machu Picchu, the ports of Port-au-Prince to even the Rocky Mountain forest. That's the Chuck Heston guarantee.

So... Ever tell you about the time I was sent to extract a crazy mountain man from his woodland paradise? Ever tell you about that one?"

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