CLARITA ANG IGNORANTENG MALDITA

CLARITA ANG IGNORANTENG MALDITA

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My name is ECMC ang haba kasi ng pangalan ko kaya ginawa ko nalang ganyan. Kung curious ka mag basa ka di ko ugaling mag adjust!
Maganda, Matalino, pero Ignorante?

"Maldita ka nga Ignorante ka naman di bagay sayo!"
"Tao ka nga Panget ka naman sa basaruhan ka nababagay!"

At Maldita
Pwede palang ganon?

"Pwede yun! May story ba ako kung di pwede? Na stress boobs ko tsssee!!"

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