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Melanie Clarke was ready for the world. The world wasn't ready for Melanie Clarke.After rescuing her brother from Scorpion's deadly grasp and witnessing the death of her childhood friend, Daniel, Melanie disappeared--vanishing from the grasp of every major database on the globe. To those who never knew her, she never existed. To those looking for her, she was simply gone. To her friends, she was Jessica Collins, elite field agent for the Global Centre for Covert Operations.The persona of Melanie Clarke seems to be fading into a distant memory but when an old flame re-emerges into her life, threatening all that she holds dear, Melanie must work with her allies, old and new, to protect the life she's worked so hard to build. The game has changed. Melanie is done being a pawn. The only thing left to do now is win.
he'll catch her before she falls.(inspired by psyche and eros) •Not a moment later did a thump resonate through my room; and instead of light, a foreign presence filled the room.Someone was in my room. And I was going to die tonight. But I never got to meet Shawn Mendes yet! In the dark, I groped around my bed for my phone. The creepy stranger seemed to sense this. "I wouldn't recommend doing that," a husky voice rumbled through the room, raising goosebumps onto my bare arms."Who are you? How the fuck did you get into my house?" I stalled, managing to keep my voice even. "Think of me as your guardian angel."•highest rankings | 01 in fantasy | 08 in general ficcopyright © ardentlies
Добро пожаловать в захватывающий мир киберпанка, где технологии и стиль сочетаются с непревзойденной харизмой нашего главного героя - кота! В этом удивительном видео вы окунетесь в неизведанный мир будущего, где наш пушистый друг становится настоящим кибергероем.
Saishigure Gakupo, or his real name Napoleon Gewanter, is having his birthday on November 13th.Now with a 2023 chapter.This story was written by Judai.
Yan AnBao (安褒) is the younger cousin (one year younger) of Yan Zhiming. She transfer to Yu Qing from Hai Guang mid-year after she unexpectedly moved in to live with Yan Zhiming's family. This is when she found out that her cousin isn't just a super genius, he's a tennis super genius. At Yu Qing, she aimlessly follows the tennis team occasionally causing trouble or find herself in complicated situations. At this time Yan AnBao also extended an interest that brings her constantly in the path of a certain tennis member. After a while, forgets her life before Yu Qing and her embarrassing past. She get the privilege of tagging along with the team, getting close with the team members and gaining insights on their life while she struggles with her own. It seems that though she left Hai Guang, Hai Guang did not leave her.DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfic on "The Prince of Tennis ~Match! Tennis Juniors~" from the Netflix Original. I do not claim credits to these character, just my original characterS. No pictures I use are owned by me.
NOT MY STORY. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLYALL CREDITS BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR.GOOGLE TRANSLATED [Danmei Ancient Text]Original Title: 炮灰攻只想种田Author: 萝卜精Status: CompletedHe Zifeng found that he was actually a cannon fodder in the farming article. The brother brought by his stepmother was the protagonist. The other party successfully married the youngest son of the village head's family with a sweet mouth. After that, the days were as prosperous as if they were hanging up.And his whole family was hungry, and the man's wife and the child lived like little beggars.Anyone can make a few sarcastic remarks about him, compare him with the protagonist, and set him off like a puddle of mud.In this life, he didn't care about the coquettish operations of the protagonist. He set up a stall to take care of his children, and he made a good name. And the protagonist didn't have his mental cooperation, and all of a sudden, everyone was stunned.Who would have thought of this!
Sherlock Holmes x Reader "Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side." The mere thought of it would almost make him cringe. Almost. "The world is filled with vital experiences, and sometimes we have to travel to the losing side to get them."You were a new pathologist at Bart's hospital working alongside your sister, Molly Hooper. Bart's paid well and you and Molly were excellent at your work. Everything is going swell, your even introduced to an annoying sociopath who flirts with your sister just to get info on a body for a crime. Everything changes when Molly goes missing, and your suddenly chasing a kidnapper. What happens when you are teamed with Sherlock Holmes to find who kidnapped your sister? You see different sides of Sherlock Holmes that you never had seen before...but are they good?I know you little fangirls out there love your romance fills so I promise there will be romance.