Book of Weirdness

Book of Weirdness

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DO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website?

NOTHING

So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you.

*I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*

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- Last updated at 01:49 24-12-2016

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