Book of Puns

Book of Puns

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Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!)



DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]):
Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

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- Last updated at 21:14 09-04-2017

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