Bloody Joker

Bloody Joker

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You know what I don't get?

'The ultimate price'.

Because it's really nowhere near an actual punishment, it's just escaping.

Course', that don't count if you're the one experiencing it over and over and over again.

Come on, I spoke my mind ONCE (and may have raised an army or two), but dang those gods are touchy.

Ah well, now I'm in this till' the end. However many 'ends' there are.


*rated pg-13 because of certain elements (?), suitable for 10+ though*

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