Ask LSP About Her Lumpin' Awesome Life

Ask LSP About Her Lumpin' Awesome Life

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Hey it's me you guys, Lumpy Space Princess. I know you're probably thinking, "oh Glob, it's too good to be true!" Well it's not, so shut up 'cause I wanna talk and whatever. So yeah, ask me your questions and I'll give you all the latest gossip. Like that time when Melissa forgot to text me back when I asked her who Brad liked, and I went over to her house to find her totes making out with Brad, and I was all like, "Nuh-uh, girl." Thinking about Brad made me hungry. I'll tell you the last twenty minutes of the story later, so lump off.
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