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Perfectly Balanced [WEEKLY UPDATES]

[Ishigami Senku × Fem!Reader]WEEKLY UPDATES~~~~~Before turning to stone, (Y/N) (L/N)'s life was actually pretty great. She had a strong hobby to help defend herself and others, along with very good friends. Sure, her parents were hardly ever around, but having Ishigami Senku and his father, Byakuya, as neighbors, made her life much more exciting. Especially after meeting Taiju and Yuzuriha as well. With them, she was able to share her dreams, experiences, and secrets with them.But soon, everybody in the world had been turned to stone. For over 3,700 years, humanity had been frozen in place. (Y/N) has been stuck for a very long time, losing her hopes and dreams. That is until Senku had woken her up from her slumber. She saw that humanity had been reset to zero, and it was up to her and Senku to bring it back. This is no easy task, as there will be trouble along the way. The fate of the world was in their hands.As there is trouble, perhaps new, or even existing, feelings will blossom and grow through this journey. Will (Y/N) pursue those irrational feelings, or will she abandon it for the sake of humanity? -----Note: I do not own Dr. Stone.All rights to characters and the original plot, except the reader and her own scenes, belong to BOICHI and RIICHIRO INAGAKI.There will be small changes to fit the reader into the story. This is a slow-burn fic! This will also slightly follow the "asexual Senku" head canon!Happy Reading!-Top Rankings-#1 in SenkuxReader#1 in SenkuIshigami#1 in Dr. Stone#77 in Manga#381 in Anime
Lotus among the Roses

'I cried that night.....so much that it numbed me to my core'Padmini sobbed hard. Her life came crashing down at her when she found that her husband had a mistress......." Gulbahar" this name signified the woman he loves......just like her name was she....the epitome of beauty and grace. 'Iam no match for her ...' thought she as she smiled bitterly and as her tears rolled down her face.Will that was correct for her to be assured of her inferiority as she truly was far more inferior to that beauty who could wield swords while being able to recite poems that could elate the heart nor could she give herhusband political incites that could make his job easier.........for all she could do was stay at home and take care of his child .......But so what? Can her maternal love compensate for the lack of love from her husband? Can her maternal love for her child make up for the feeling of standing alone in the world with no support...but whatever may be the case A Mother is the strongest being on the planet.This thought alone led her enough strength to live on...... but then Then God decided that her husband having a mistress was not enough of a blow to her and hence he took away the light of her life ....her only child. That night she held her child's corpse in her arms but not one tear came out of her eye. It seemed as though she had not only lost her child she lost her life. That mistress of his came to her, she supported her, she said no word of consolation nor any word of sorry, she only supported her. He came too. The horror in his eyes when he looked at his baby and then at his wife was so vivid. She saw it but said nothing. All she did was stare at her baby.As her baby received his funeral, she set herself on fire...well she was already dead inside why not set this mortal frame free?But then occurred a miracle. A miracle then set a storm of vengeance in motion.
A living THING

"B... Bryce?" I said quietly between my light sobs. He didn't answer me. He looked dangerous. His hands covered in blood, his jaw damaged, his eyes... I didn't know, what exactly I saw in them, but I knew, there was nothing good. I realized, I might be in danger myself. I had no idea of what is going on in his mind. I started walking away, keeping my body close to the wall behind me. I stumbled on some trash, but gained my balance back, never leaving the sight of him - now, a total stranger, in front of me. He slowly followed me, his eyes registering every movement I made. They looked predatory, all his appearance looked like it. Following every movement of his pray. And I knew that pray was me. Some cries left my dry lips. I couldn't hold in anymore of this tension. I turned around and started to run, run away from this place, away from him. Before I could make some steps, I felt my upper arm grabbed strongly. I let out a scream and desperately tried to free myself from his strong grip. Bryce took my other arm and made me face him. My heart dropped in my stomach, as I saw his hard stare. I stopped for a second, but then tried to get myself away from him again."Stop trying! You are not going anywhere!" I heard his voice, which was said through his clenched teeth. He momentarily turned me around and grabbed my hole upper body and wrapped his strong arms around me, making it impossible to move my hands and myself. I started to scream again, but again, his fast movements stopped me. I felt him squeeze me tighter. He lifted me up from the ground a bit and put his large hand on my mouth. That made my panic rise even more. I was so afraid. I had no idea of what he is going to do with me. Is he going to kill me? I felt his head resting against my head, his breath touching the top of my ear, sending a strong shiver of fear through my body. I couldn't see anything, as my eyes were filled with endless streams of tears.
Pursuit of the Whole

Sometimes Julia wonders if werewolves are born with half of their soul. If that isn't the case, then why would they spend so much time searching for someone who can complete them - soulmate. Julia isn't a werewolf. She's a hunter.Hunters can never understand the reasoning behind werewolves' obsession over their other half. If it comes, it'll come and if it doesn't then it doesn't. Maybe, that's why werewolves and humans could never learn to live in harmony. They're simply too different. Julia doesn't think too much about it though. That is, until she's mated to a werewolf - an Alpha.
Accidental Marriage *Completed*

Jungkook is a careless and naughty boy who always gets into trouble, he has 2 friends jhope and jimin..they three are bullies, jk is not scared of anyone but only from his elder brother yoongi... one day he goes to his dad's friend's house with his parents and there he meets the most annoying guy named kim taehyung who was unexpectedly his friend jimin's elder brother.... they both hate each other since the day they met, but they don't know that they both are future husbands..when jungkook got birth the jeons and kims promised to marry off their sons with each other, what will happen when they get to know they are going to marry the person whom they hate the most? ShipsTaekook (main) (top tae)Yoonmin (side ship) (top yoongi)Hopekai (side ship) (top kai)FunnyCuteBickering No smutsHate to love Cringe alert ๐Ÿ™‚(try not to cringe)And yoongi was first his uncle but later on i made some changes in the story i hope you won't get confused while reading.I hope you will love the ffImportant: there are so many grammatical errors and spelling mistakes..so please excuse me for that because i am not fluent in English
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The Happiness Awards 2024 [OPEN]

โœจ Welcome back to The Happiness Awards of 2024! โœจHere lies a cheerful contest for truly incredible stories by undiscovered writers! We are looking for stories that are undiscovered gems ๐Ÿ’Ž Here is where you show off the masterpieces that you have been working hard on!Good luck to all!Got a fanfiction you'd like to enter? See 'Utopian Fanfiction Awards 2024' instead. Best ranking: #1 in #showcase :)OPEN [โœ”๏ธ] CLOSED [•] JUDGING [โœ”๏ธ]
โ› ๐๐‹๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐๐Ž๐‘๐ โœ - ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ซ๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ

โ› ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ โœโŽฏ ๐ˆ๐ ๐–๐‡๐ˆ๐‚๐‡ the broken girl meets la push'slocal quiet boy in dire time ofneed when nobody's been therefor her. ( ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ซ๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฑ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ๐ž ๐จ๐œ )( ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง - ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐š๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ฅ )@prettybesson || 2023

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