A Totally Legit Newspaper

A Totally Legit Newspaper

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This is a totally legit newspaper that will not ask for any personal information. Also, there is no fake news and we totally do NOT accept bribes to publish articles.












































































You cannot sue us for anything in this that may cause you to make decisions that you will regret later.

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