50 Funny Cow Sayings: Milking the Comedy

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If you're in need of a good laugh, there's no need to look any further than the delightful world of "Funny Cow Sayings." These witty and whimsical expressions bring humor to the barnyard and beyond, proving that cows aren't just about milk and mooing; they're also a source of endless amusement. In this article, we'll dive into the world of cow-related hilarity and explore 50 rib-tickling phrases that are sure to leave you udderly amused.

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- Last updated at 04:15 23-09-2023

1. 50 Funny Cow Sayings: Milking the Comedy (23-09-2023 04:15)

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INNOCENT LOVE 💕

If you are a fan of old school romance and obsessed with green forest leads then you're welcome in my story..

The Vampire And His Lady (Silver Hills #2)

Diana Thorpe doesn't remember anything that happened last summer, even though she can tell it was something bad from the way her cousin is acting. In her sleepy town on the English coast it feels like her life will never change, but darkness is coming, and it threatens to consume all she holds dear. Soon, events are set into motion that cannot be stopped. A dangerous discovery of an ancient power dwelling in her bones could spell trouble for Diana and those she loves. And amongst it all is vampire lord, Victor Thornwood, a figure who always lingers in the edge of her mind and is insistent that they've met before. Together, will they stop the coming darkness, or will they watch Silver Hills burn?The sequel to The Alpha And His Mate, however can be read as a stand-alone and without prior knowledge of the first book. - Another gorgeous cover done by l.giin (Instagram) - This book is very different in tone to The Alpha And His Mate, but I do think it's slightly better.

The Alphas Mermaid

The alphas mermaid I looked into the eyes of the alpha, his deep blue eyes you could get lost in. I was snapped out of my trance by being pulled by my brother. I looked at him confused untill I looked back at the alpha to see his eyes full of fury and being held by a beta and a pack worrier. "You are to weak to be my mate! You are a human! You will never succeed." He growled. I looked at him wide eyed.&nbsp;They don't know what&nbsp;and who we are, all I know is that the alpha wolf is my mate... I'm a mermaid, the last purple&nbsp;tailed mermaid and hunted by many, and I'm in hiding. I smiled and walked up to him changing my eyes to my bright purple and looking at him. "If you only knew" then I turned on my heels walking out of he school with my brothers in tow. ------------- Bryce is the next alpha of the Dark Moon pack. He is the player, the normal non-mated alpha. He has bright blue eyes and black hair. When he meets his mate he is outraged to find out that she is human....or so he thinks. Marine is not like every mermaid girl, she is special and due to her&nbsp;royal blood her and her brother have.&nbsp;They can&nbsp;shift from mermaid to human, but if they come in contact with water in human form they shift in a minute flat. But what happens when she meets the alpha and is her mate. He thinks she human?&nbsp; She's not. She is the last purple finned mermaid out there. She has many powers which include anything water or sea related. Will he find out her secret? Will he want her back?

Loud Visions 2

After revealing his Future Visions to his sisters, Lincoln's life takes a different turn. His sisters vow to be better for him, but now they have other things to worry about in the present. Future Lincoln has to fight enemies from the future to protect his past. Will Lincoln keep his family together, or does fate have something else to say about that?I do not own The Loud House. All rights belong to Nickelodeon.

𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 .ᐟ 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬

❝ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚, 𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙚. ❞───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────ᝰ.ᐟ ꒰ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ ꒱ᝰ.ᐟ ꒰ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ! ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ x ᴀᴘʜʀᴏᴅɪᴛᴇ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ꒱───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────➷ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬.

My Red Flag Husband

"ကိုယ့်လက် ကိုသာသေချာဆုပ်ကိုင်ထားလိုက် နွေးလည်းနွေးစေရမယ် အန္တာရာယ်လည်းကင်းပြီး ကမ္ဘာပေါ်မှာအပျော်အရွှင်ဆုံးမိန်းကလေးတစ်ဦး ဖြစ်ကိုဖြစ်စေရမယ်"

TRIGUN

"The people must know how to balance Sattwa, Rajas and Tamas inside them. Thus I want the Trigun to incarnate as my sisters." The Guna of purity Sattwa, the Guna of passion Rajas and the Guna of darkness Tamas are the mode of all existence, these three gunas are present in all material energies and its creations.The Trigun have incarnated themselves as the sisters of Shri Krishna and Balram to help establish Dharma in Dwapar yug.What happens when they get married to the three revered Kaunteyas ? Are the brothers capable to handling the sisters who handle all material creations ?

Haunteds

OPTIONED BY WATTPAD STUDIOS FOR PUBLISHING/MOVIE DEALS!!!Also approached by 108 Media, the studio that produced Eerie (check it out in Netflix) but Wattpad Studios offer is just way better.Winner of the Wattys 2020 Award in Horror/English"This book really hooks you with its intriguing premise. A super fun horror story rooted in Filipino Folklore, with a science thriller twist - think Jurassic Park meets It Follows."-----What the Wattys2020 Team said about Haunteds, Wattys2020 Winner in Horror categoryPlot:In 1974, the mysterious cult's mass kidnapping and ritualistic killing led to the summoning of the Shade-a paranormal entity of living shadow. Ever since then, starting in October in Bastillio-a city in the Philippines steeped in history and superstition-the Shade would be seen haunting twelve teenagers at night throughout the month, often resulting in their deaths.But the discovery of U.V. lights as a deterrent from the Shade led the government to establish a system to contain the Shade's threat.Fast forward to 2025, twenty years after the system had successfully prevented any more deaths, the media and global firestorm surrounding the phenomenon died down. So when sixteen-year-old Vergil Torres was identified as one of the twelve and was immediately brought to Biringan-the government shelter where haunteds like him would stay for the month-he was more excited than scared for his life.But the gruesome and inexplicable death of one of them during their stay in the supposedly safe house renews the horror of the Shade. Reluctant at first, Vergil, together with his friends and Major Coleman, decided to get to the bottom of the mystery, if they are to survive through the month.

Kenneth Kremsky

Kenneth Kremsky has been working as the Senior Manager of Finance and Strategic Projects at Mondelez International East. Kenneth is the head of the worldwide SAP systems global harmonization team. Kenneth has had an invaluable impact on Kraft Foods Inc. in Lehigh Valley. As a controller, he managed all the accounting activities for the facility, such as preparing the annual operating budgets and financial forecasts.

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Soulmate

Have you ever wondered what a soulmate was?Open up this short story to find out =^-^=

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Elemental Synergy

In the midst of battles and conflicts, four will be born. They will rise with more power than the rest. They will fight the evil. They will win. There are controllers of the four elements - Air, Water, Fire and Earth. When Krystina, Samantha, Zachary and Ethan finds out that they are the ones destined to save the earth, they are immediately pulled into a war against the evil Dark Elements Army (shadow, blood, lightning and metal controllers). They must find the 4 missing parts of the Elemental Dagger in order to defeat the 4 generals of the army and also their leader (mind controller). Will they make it? Is what they have enough to destroy the whole army? Or is something missing? And most importantly, will they survive? Read on to find out!

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Whenever You Feel Like It

Some poetry is meant to be read at a certain time. Some lines are meant to bring you back, others to send you far away. This collection has no theme, nor will it ever. These poems are for "whenever you feel like it."

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ADHIRA✔

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The Aqueduct Enigma

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Broken Wing

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To Build a Home [Xiao x Reader]

[𝑿𝒊𝒂𝒐 𝒙 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚]𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎• 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 •7 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵.𝘠𝘦𝘵, 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥."𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ."[Be careful! Spoilers.][Genshin Impact does NOT belong to me. All rights to Hoyoverse.][Short story.]

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Matthews Messages

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Only If You Know

Hidup tak ada yang adil. Apa yang kita mau tidak selamanya sesuai dengan kenyataan. Ada yang ingin cantik tapi terlahir jelek. Ada yang ingin sehat, tapi terlahir dengan banyak penyakit menyertai yang membuatnya harus berjuang utnuk bertahan. Ada juga yang sudah memiliki segalanya dengan kesempurnaan yang diberi Tuhan, tapi justru ingin hidup biasa. Begitulah kehidupan berjalan. Semua serba berkebalikan dan berpasangan. Layaknya kehidupan dua manusia yang saling bersinggungan karena takdir mempertemukan mereka. Calista dan Sam.

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