200 Blagues A Mourir De Rire πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #1

200 Blagues A Mourir De Rire πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #1

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Hey mes fidèles blagueurs, j'écris un livre de blague car j'ai envie de vous faire rire ! Il y a de tout contenue : SMS, images et blagues écrites !

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- Last updated at 11:44 11-10-2019

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