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This isn't real
Updated version out now! Slight change in plot and writing style and more detail! Pls read!Zhongli has been shut up in Liyue for a thousand years and he refuses to go anywhere outside of Liyue. But as old age is getting to his mothers, he needs to take charge of the throne. His mothers know he is incapable of ruling alone and they extend a hand in marriage to the other nations. Of course, the rumors circling this mysterious prince are strong and many nations reject it until it is taken up by Tsaritsa, current Queen of Snezhnaya. Her eldest, Childe, has specifically requested a man to marry. And many of the other nations have rejected too. So she takes it up and anxious Zhongli gets sent to Snezhnaya to marry Childe. But Zhongli is also holding a secret that can endanger the possibility of marriage as a whole. And what happens when a princess of a neighbouring kingdom plans to sabotage the whole wedding?
What goes down in the science lab
What happens when 2 enemies get put into a project that is worth the majority of their grade?When flirt king Kaeya gets put into a project with the biggest science nerd to ever exist in Teyvat, Albedo, things get messy. He and Albedo obviously hate each other and that was that. Nothing else. But when left alone, Kaeya's thoughts can't help but wander to the blonde. Will the 2 confess or will they seperate with other lovers?
The myth of 'me'
I wish to rip my skin off.Have you ever thought about taking someone else's skin and wearing it as if it's yours?Have you ever thought about taking someone else's identity, just to see how it might be?I am awfully curious.This is nothing more than a glorified suicide letter
KotLC Memes/Incorrect Quotes/Idrk
(Most of these will be already existing memes or other things that I just changed to be KotLC)I don't own KotLC
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I got bored and decided to make this shit.Enjoy it lol
β‘Olandy oneshotsβ‘
I'm in love with these goofy mother fuckers so ima do q little oneshot series of just them maybe I'll make a story of them later on :DπREQUESTS QRE OPENπthis has: fluffπangstπ§lime πsmutβ
POV: CRYstal is Sangwoo and you're stuck in her basement.
This is a story Isabelle and I made for fun because we're on a call and Crystal grabbed a bat and I said: "That looks like Sangwoo." So then we started joking about it. An the..... This happened.... Enjoy though.Btw, The Sangwoo of this story is my bestie, go follow her. Her user is @constipatedcrystal so go check her out.
Elevator Music (Rusame)
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Damsel in Distress (OHSHC) DISCONTINUED!!
---------------------------------------------D I S C O N T I N U E D------------------------------------------------The Toshibara family is always treated like Royalty. When you meet them, you'll think they have a royal bloodline but they don't. They are super rich and considered as one of the richest families! and are beautiful creatures. Now...Meet Yuki! She's not your typical rich girl. She's our chocolate-loving, sparkly, lazybutt, weird, tough, hyper, and awesomely sekushi ;D (maybe mental, just maybe. jk) heroine of the story but doesn't act like one. Also! She has them BOING BOINGS. She lives in a rich world, where she can almost buy everything. Almost. But she's tired of living that life. She just wants to live in a normal life. What happens when she meets the Host club? Many things I guess. Love? Pfft its up to her. (She's too dense to even see it). Read now and see how weird her life is!....and how weird she is! P.S I do not own OHSHC P.P.S Beware of colorful words. Such as: sh*beep* Bi*beep* F*beef* Mo*bleep*f*honk* *BEEEEP!* P.P.P.S Many BOING BOINGS are included in this story. Be cautious. Many references are also in this story. Again, Be cautious. P.P.P.P.S This book doesn't make any sense and is cliche af wtf am i writing.....
United We Fall - Joe Biden x Donald Trump High School AU
Joe Biden and Donald Trump couldn't be more different. Campaigning against each other for student council president at Union High, Joe is shy and terrified of crowds, while Donald is arrogant and disingenuous with his peers. Their rivalry intensifies as election day approaches, each determined to outshine the other.But when fate pairs them up for the country club's annual Best Ball Duos Golf Tournament, forced to spend time together on the greens, they reluctantly discover shared struggles and unexpected similarities. As they navigate the challenges of golf, relationships, family, and student politics, both Joe and Donald are confronted with the opportunity to learn from each other... and perhaps find a deeper connection than they ever imagined.
Tacobell storytime (unfunny)
this is a joke story btw, also this has broken writing, 21st century humour and goofy ahh events
Opposites Attract (Kris X Susie fanfic) -Discontinued-
Kris, a shy, pacifist, human male who attends a monster school and feels left out, starts having feelings for a monster named Susie. He doesn't know how the feelings started but he guesses it was sometime after the closet incident. Susie a monster who is known to be aggressive starts to get feelings for Kris also sometime after the closet incident but just wants to deny the fact that she likes him.(Cursing will be in this)(this takes place the next day after the closet incident) (Picture not mine and characters aren't mine, I wish ;-;)
Nonsense || danganronpa chat fic
This is a chat fic between the killing harmony crew.What to expect:•Ships•Swear words•Weird nick namesships:•Irumatsu•Kaemaki ( a bit )•Oumasai•Amaguji•Tsunaga ( Angie x Tsumugi )
A Broken Light But Written By 10 Year Old Me
In celebration of me deciding not to continue writing A Broken Light (formally known as Dark Moon), I present to you the first draft! If you are for some reason interested in the story from this I'm going to try and make animations/animatics about a more well thought out version of this.
demon slayer memes I found off of the internet
well it's the same as the title Also I will add new chapters every day
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hhhhhhhh-this Book is just A dump of my Drawings and To practice My Writing Skill so don't hope Much From Me- This book contains Some stuff that i randomly thought of at 3 Am- feel free to disappears from this book thingy ig
