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STEALTH and TRACK: BOOK ONE

Order 66 has been initiated...And yet, the Bad Batch, besides Crosshair, are excluded from the ruthless act. When they return to Kamino, they learn that the Republic is now the Galactic Empire and also learn of a young girl named Omega. Also excluded is Fern, the one and only female, defectively-enhanced clone whose genetic origin is unknown (or so Fern believes). She has served solo throughout the Clone Wars ever since her failed mission with Hunter, just prior of Clone Force 99's formation. Specializing in reconnaissance, Fern has a natural intuition of her surroundings, is strong-willed, master of mechanics, and an excellent martial artist. She is an independent, master of stealth, never needing any assistance for any challenge she's faced. Until now...The Bad Batch and Fern are forced to work together, flee from their home, and protect Omega. Now on the run, they search for their new purpose.***I do NOT own any characters EXCEPT FERN******COVER ART credit goes to @MVDTEL!!!***MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS#1 in The Bad Batch 🥇#1 in Hunter🥇#1 in OC X Hunter🥇#1 in Echo 🥇#2 in Star Wars Fanfictions 🥈#2 in Tech 🥈#2 The Clone Wars 🥈#2 Clones 🥈#5 in Crosshair#5 in Hunter

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~Tomoe X Reader: Book One~

{Completed} (Name) is a teenage girl lost and injured in the Netherworld when she is found and turned into a land God by Mikage.(In this story, Nanami does not exist)~I obviously do not own any of the Kamisama Kiss characters, only their actions and personalities within this story~

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The girl with a storm in her eyes:  The Bad Batch Fanfic

Delta. That is what they choose to call her. Delta is a bounty hunter who has been assigned a very special mission.... to protect the Clone, Omega, at all cost. She finds the girl amusing, funny, and sweet. She soon feels like her big sister. When Order 66 happens, Omega is in great danger. With the help of the Infamous, 'Bad Batch', Delta will travel the galaxy to protect Omega.... but who will protect her? BOOK #1: The Girl With A Storm In Her EyesBOOK #2: The Girl With A Broken Mind BOOK #3: The Girl With Rage In Her Soul NOVELLAS: Technically Sound Inevitable DestructionWARNING: I do not own Star Wars, Star Wars:the Clone Wars, or The Bad Batch. This is purely a fanfiction out of my love for the shows and movies. All credit to respected owners. I only own Delta Shand and the plot.

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LONELY| Thomas Shelby

"when they're good they're really good, when they're bad they will burn the town to the ground."in which beth returns to the gangster life that she once lived, where everything is the same yet everything has changed.BOOK TWO OF VULNERABLE SERIESSeason 3/4started 12:9:20, finished 15:7:22thomas shelby x female oc

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For Our Brothers

Another Star Wars shitpost book Third book in the seriesNone of the pictures/art are mine unless stated.

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【miss the mark】| Crosshair x OC (BOOK 1 of the CHANGING WAVES series)

𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.Rylann Tetra, Shaak Ti's padawan, is stationed on Kamino to her disliking. Ry, taken from her home when she was only two, is upset that she didn't get a choice to become a jedi, wishing she was never discovered. So, Ry, in an act of rebellion, decides to do whatever she can to go against the Jedi Order with her every breath. When she meets CT-9904, a defected clone trooper with a similar disdain, they overcome any differences, becoming quick friends and over the years something more. What better way to get back at the Jedi Order than to elope, right?Book 1 of the Star Wars: Changing Waves series.Star Wars AU. It's definitely off canon a lot lol#1 in (tech) 10/13/23#1 in crosshair 10/13/23#2 in jedi 12/05/23#31 in (starwars) 06/15/23#34 in (starwarsfanfiction) 10/13/23#355 in (OC) 07/20/2023

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Matters Of The Hearts|Sonic x Shadow|

After being bullied by Shadow for about almost a year,Sonic and Shadow end up falling in love but the ending of this story will shock you so if your interest then read right now

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Ambassador

If you want to read a slow burn about Crosshair, this is for you. It is completely cannon compliant and fun to read if you have seen the first season. It fits into the season as if it was always a part of what was happening. What if Crosshair stays with the empire because he has more there that just being a good soldier to come back to?Written in novel format based on Season 1 of the Bad Batch, this is a platonic romance that dives into the darkness of what Kamino has done to the clones and what the future holds for them after Order 66 and the enactment of War-Mantle. As an author, I enjoy looking deeper at the issues of interpersonal drama woven together with politics. A story about Crosshair and his journey fits that quite nicely.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Story Description:The war was over, but the danger of the future remained. As the Clone War came to a close, Ambassador Alanja Rampart, the sister of Admiral Rampart, is tasked with learning the truth of the dark plans of the Kaminoans. To her horror, Kamino is far darker than she could have ever imagined. Her only comfort among a sea of cloned faces is CT-9904-Crosshair. #1 starwarsthebadbatch#1 crosshairxoc#2 crosshairbadbatch-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fanart available on Instagram: @regina_au_mundi-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Regina au Mundi is my fanfiction pen name, and I am a published author in the Young Adult genre.

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My Savior (Bad Batch fan-fiction) Crosshair

This is about a girl getting over trama with a little bit of love added in the mix.Astrid Delilah Barnes.Science experiment that has so many enhanced abilities. She is broken, impulsive, smart and cunning. Her master signed a treaty with the Republic and is offering his best units to join clone squads and battalions as special ops. What will happen when Astrid meets The Bad Batch? What happens when she meets a certain clone that is more understanding than any other? Will they open up and become close? Or will the be at each others throats!?Join Astrid and the batch on and exciting adventure. Warning: this book contains corner fight scenes. You are warned I don't own any of the Star Wars characters except Astrid. For now.

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FORESIGHT and SCOPE: BOOK TWO

*SEQUEL* to my first TBB fanfiction titled "Stealth and Track"The adventures of Fern, Omega, and the boys of the Bad Batch continue after the destruction of Kamino a few months prior. While the idea is to lay low now that they are all presumed dead, trouble seems to follow them anywhere they go, from discount pod-racing to facing off against what was an extinct species...and something even bigger and more dangerous they could ever imagine...While Fern's relationship and feelings with Hunter grows everyday, someone else's feelings grows for her...Fern also realizes Omega is growing up and, after experiencing many life-changing events even a soldier like herself found difficult to process, must become more than a protector and mentor...Fern must become so much more...Meanwhile, as Crosshair continues to show his loyalty to the evermore ruthless Empire, a new woman by the name of Athena appears before him and challenges his perspective, whether for better or for worse...***I DO NOT OWN ANYONE EXCEPT FERN AND ATHENA!!!!!***MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS#1 in OC x STARWARS 🥇#1 in OC X Hunter 🥇#2 in Crosshair 🥈#3 in Tech 🥉#5 in Echo

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Just one mission. Abby Haywood was hired for one "harmless" mission, working with a small Republic clone force. So what could happen? (The famous last words). Abby is a bounty hunter, just sixteen years old, but manages to make her way through the universe. She flies solo most of the time and isn't all that well-known either. But when it's the legendary Bad Batch who hires her of all people to assist them on a mission, little did she know that her entire life would change forever.Highest ranks: #1 in clones 9/24/20, #1 in silliness 12/11/20 #1 in thebadbatch 10/15/20, #1 in wrecker 12/11/20, some more that I didn't bother to note, #7 in StarWars 5/5/21, #1 in tech 5/8/21, #8 in comfortDisclaimer: Cover art is not mine, credit to the artist and I (unfortunately) do not own Star Wars or its characters. I only own my OCs and the plot, as well as most of the illustrations.SEQUEL 'THE UNMAKING' IS UP NOW!Note: this fic should only be found on Wattpad. If your on another site, pls come over here instead :)

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𝖠𝖲𝖳𝖱𝖠𝖫 | 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖡𝖠𝖣 𝖡𝖠𝖳𝖢𝖧

He stepped down from the shuttle, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun. Yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking.She kept him still and held his beating heart with one gaze, feeding off of him. She was a succubus, beautiful and dangerous.

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Dare Me (Henry Bowers x Reader)

It all started with a dare...What happens when (y/n) Tozier (older sister to Richie Tozier) is dared to share a quick kiss with the most feared bully in Derry, Maine? What will her younger brother and the losers think about it? More importantly, what will Henry think about it.Chapter Two...When IT returns so do the losers. Will (Y/n) remember her lost love locked away? Or will she allow Pennywise to use him as a puppet once more...

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The Armoured Crusaders

One shots and funny moments of the bad batch and their families in my star wars series

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The Asshole with a Motorcycle

He has a big mouth, is a pain in the ass and owns a motorcycle which just makes things worst. But I can't help falling for him and that was the stupidest decision I had ever made.

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VOICE and PURPOSE: BOOK THREE

Their mission...Their dreams...Their lives...are not over yet.[THIRD Book of the "Stealth and Track" Series, following "Foresight and Scope"]The age-old mystery of Athena and Fern's origins is finally revealed...Echo is reunited with an old Flame...Bridges are burned. Threads are woven. Stars collide. Choices are determined. Love is driven.*I OWN Fern, Athena Quinn, and Dr. Sybil Lovick***I do NOT own the Canon Characters of Star Wars**

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Shadows Live In Heaven {Rouge x OC}

Enslaved, abandoned, and alone Anna seeks out a place to go. She eventually found her way to Tenro island where the nice ghost that lives there tells her what to do. Mavis tells Anna to seek out Fairy Tail. Deciding she had nothing to lose Anna joins, but keeps to herself. After the Acnalogia incident Anna begins to open up. During the grand magic games she is determined to make her guild mates proud. As hectic as the grand magic games were she ended up finding someone... interesting.

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Bad Batch One Shots

Hello There! ‼️New Version of this book out now‼️!DISCONTINUED!thanks all for the love!- - - -Welcome to my first fan fiction book, I am Star_Wars_IsLife and this is my own Bad Batch one shots book! I will have the fallowing characters:HunterWrecker TechEchoCrosshair I may take request later own if I get popular enough to have people ask! This is my first fan fic book so tell me how I did. this is on going and I am working on more to add!Thanks for checking me out enjoy your day or night!(I apologize for any miss spelling I have dyslexia 😅)(Cover art by ME/ Star_Wars_IsLife)(I do not own Star Wars or the characters within)

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Moonlight Kisses

"Why are you doing that!" she whisper-screams while her eyes flit to the other guys, who are now immersed in something else that isn't us. I kiss that spot again, making her whole body shiver. It's oddly entertaining to watch what my slightest movements do to her. Usually it takes a lot more for a girl to unravel this way, but her breath hitches each time I go to kiss her neck. I could only imagine what my hands could do to her body."You still didn't answer my question," she huffs harshly. And still she hasn't pulled away from me. Had I been any stupider, I'd say Jordyn was actually enjoying herself. If she hates this so badly, why hasn't she asked me to stop?[]In August, Jordyn Reeve starts attending Crestview Prep and not long after strikes a deal with Beau Clemonte, an arrogant, rude boy who happens to be the thing that can give her what she wants: his best friend, Jake Amherst. Of course, everything worthwhile must come with a price.Despite her outright opinions, Jordyn makes a deal with the devil. Or at least that's what that's what she saw at first -- a coldhearted, stubborn asshole that cared even less than she did. Her only intention was to see this out to get the guy. However, it wasn't that simple for Beau.Cover created by: @meha-kStarted October 2020Completed January 2022

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The Way I Loved You

She'd die for love. He didn't believe in love.***From reading The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood, to watching 10 Things I Hate About You, to listening to You are in Love by Taylor Swift, Emily Kingsley's life is a sum of moments she has spent after romance. Watching, reading, listening or daydreaming, romance has never failed to comfort this high school junior of 17 years of age. She has her own issues: self-sabotage, lack of focus in studying, randomly popping up acne and not loving the way she looked. But she could forget all that as long as she is reading about two people falling in love and finding their happily ever after.Emily wants a romance for herself too, and she knows just the person for it. Landon McArther, a senior in her school. According to Emily, Landon is handsome, sophisticated, well-spoken and unlike any of the immature boys of her class who didn't get her at all. Landon was everything Emily has always dreamed about and moreover he appreciates her for the person she is. But there's just a teeny-tiny problem.Landon McArther has a girlfriend.While that wasn't in Emily's bingo card, she hopes, prays, and longs for the day Landon will be single (because he is Emily's soulmate, and he has to be, )and awaits her chance for romance. At the same time, her seatmate in chemistry, the rumored delinquent, grumpy asshole Nathan Callahan, makes fun of her romantic dreams.Can Emily ever find true love?Update: Every sunday[[ Added to the RomCom reading list by Wattpad Humor !! ]]

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Inuyasha x reader

I'm an old friend of Inuyasha. We were very close, until he fell in love with that human. From then on, we grew apart. I watched as he grew closer and fell in love with that human, and then get betrayed by her in the end.[Completed]

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We Met In a Barn!

WARNING: I don't own Transformers or any of its characters!! About a young, abused girl named Melody. When she gets kicked out for the night she goes to the old barn her family owns only to wake up and find a badly injured Autobot.She helps the Autobot and in return he helps her.She is shown the beautiful things in life. Learns what a family really is, conquering challenges and overcoming obstacles along the way. Her new family never leaving her side.

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Bad Batch's Thief

You were nothing but a common Thief that was given a second chance. But what happens when that second chance comes in the form of four advance clones? Will you be able to allow them into your heart, or will everything crash and burn around you? Poly relationship Bad Batch x Reader

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A Flower and A Dog Demon (Sesshomaru Fanfiction)

When the wolf demon known as Hana grows weary of her tribes lifestyles and runs away, she stumbles upon many new faces - one of those being that of Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands. As circumstances soon cause Hana to start travelling with Lord Sesshomaru, she faces many challenges, including her slowly developing feelings toward the daiyokai. Sesshomaru, who has now learnt what it means to be compassionate from Rin, his human ward, may soon learn another lesson when it comes to caring for others. Can Hana manage to evoke a change in the heart of the cold dog demon?(Disclaimer: All Inuyasha characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi )

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The Storms of Kamino: Crosshair

As the shadow of the Empire looms over the planet Kamino, a friendship blooms into something more. Crosshair x Female Medic ReaderAuthor's Note: The events of this story take place throughout season one of the Bad Batch. I just made some stuff up to fill in the blanks and I hope everyone likes it. Apologies for any errors on my part.

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