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burger king x mcdonalds (MCLOVERS)
made for my friend so pls don't judge me@urgay_cousin69 say thank you to my bestie westie for making this lovely wovley cover ❤️burgerking x mcdonald's x kfcMCLOVERS 🤩🤩🤩it's satire i swear /srsold places:#1 in burgerking🥳#2 in mcdonald #10 in imsad THX SO MUCH ILYYYYYYY
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Dancing banana x Y/N [DISCONTINUED]
My cousin forced me to do this, I have no interest in any of this.
Huggy x female reader Smut/Lemon {Chapters Are Back To Being Finished}
Finishing and editing the next chapters
dandelions - kagehina
✎｡˚ᝰ tobio x shoyo"dandelions"𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝖺 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 "𝖺 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖿𝗂𝖼 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇" 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗁𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗌 (𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿) 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗄𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗒𝖺𝗆𝖺. 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝗐, 𝖻𝖺𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌?𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗋 : 𝗂 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗂𝗄𝗒𝗎𝗎.
Guide To Not Giving A Fuck About Anything
It's a really long name I know, but I decided to do this. Most the time all of it will be random, but I guess I can be serious sometimes.
Noco genderbent (because I have to restart;))
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate noco. (/j im such a jokester!!)
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Headcannons & Creatures [An Oddall Author's POV]
I think you might notice that there's a few things off about some of the readers I write with. I DID state that I tend to bend rules. and that sometimes involves the very myths and fictional races that I come across. putting things through MY perspective.~and to make things clearer, here are ALL the headcannon traits of every reader I created.
✨Cursed Ships✨
I'm bored in school so ye. Also I really don't have anything to do in summer than just cry, eat, sleep, wattpad, and question life. I'm doing smut, fluff, angst because why not🚨This is a joke whatever I post here is ment to make ppl to laugh or feel uncomfortable. So don't expect good smut, fluff, angst🚨
Devasena - Bride of the War God
Devasena, the daughter of Indra, has been engaged to Skanda after Skanda's legendary victory against the powerful demon, Taraka. Her father Indra, believes that the marriage will strengthen his position in Heaven as his daughter, the offspring of the King of Gods shall be marrying the Commander-in-Chief of the Gods Devasena, believes she wants to follow her heart and dreams - she does not want to bind herself to a man who she knows has already given away his heart to another woman, the feisty tribal huntress Valli. She does not want to be constantly overshadowed by the fame and splendor of Skanda nor be used as a political pawn by her father in his never-ending chess games to retain his often waning power in Heaven Devasena is talented, blessed with intellect, beauty and a pleasant temperament but she has never been one who enjoyed war and hunting. Devasena fears that with her deep interest in more nurturing spheres, she may never develop camaraderie with the War God as the tribal huntress Valli had, a man who had earnt fame and name for his celebrated military exploits across the three worlds Little does Devasena know that behind the intimidating reputation of the "War God" was a man who was witty, compassionate and loving - little does she realize that his heart may have been touched by Valli first but she would always have a special irreplaceable place in it
Random smuts and fluff
Bro its literally 1 a.m and I thought about writing smut so here you go. Might do some fluff and yandere,plus l do Male and female readers
Yo! Here comes the Earth's Newest Protector: Izuku Midoriya
With the age of conflict now behind them (Goodbye Moro and Frieza!), The Earth is now at peace once again.Our migthy warriors have moved on , Vegeta has ascended to become a God of Destruction, and Goku has passed away after living a fulfilling life. The Ki present in humans laying dormant have infused with the body, evolving humans and granting them Super Powers called "Quirks" after generations and generations of quirks, they are now more powerful than ever.But a new threat has been created, the man with too much quirks, the man who can disassemble stuff, a handy manchild, and a handy manchild with a lot of quirks!The Earth ,now without its Saiyan protectors, needs someone to save it!Go! Izuku Midoriya, the Earth's newest saiyan warrior, successor of Goku and Vegeta!
Tommy x Dream
Warning:Swearing thats itThe cover seems innocent but yea :Dedit(2/27/22) Adding some tags for clout and shit--edit (11/27/23) Im gonna shit myself Unpublished "A/N" and images that I randomly made from a month(s?) ago. Currently it's 1,531And rework some stuff
Poetry of a High School Me
Is this a bad idea? Totally.Want a look into the head of high school me? Only if you dare.If you do, read the Poetry of a High School Me.High school is when I started regularly writing poetry and began to use it as an outlet. This book contains poetry I wrote in high school and recently revised. The revisions are mostly fixing the arrangement of stanzas and correcting grammatical and spelling errors. My goal is to keep the poetry as true to its original form as possible while making it easier to read. At the bottom of some chapters will be explanations of scenarios and stories associated with the poems.I hope you enjoy!The beautiful cover art of the fiery, evil cat was drawn by me when I was a high school freshman 😂Note: There may be some repeat poems from my other poetry book "Collected From My Eyes and Heart" as a few were written when I was in high school.(There may also be guest appearances of middle school poetry in this book 😉)
~ my life ~
a book abt my school drama, rants, book spoilers and some kpop whispers + cursed pics i found on pinterest
Sit Down, Have Some Tea
Hello I am bored and wish to conversation. Come join me! We have tea and goldfish!This is complete randomness
All Together
Sparkling x Vampire story there will be smut and there will be no signs of hurting or anything unless i change my mind but i hope you enjoy this story!! (Photo credits to original owner!!!)
The America/Hetalia one-shot book no one needed nor wanted
Might rename it, my book of mistakes. Because many of these are mistakes.I think it's pretty evident. But, mostly I torture America/Alfred in any way I see fit that doesn't spoil my other stories too much and maybe throw in the other countries into these f*cked up scenarios. You're welcome.
Yeah whatever| Jack Avery fanfic
Best friends forever is what we said. But look at us now and we're completely different. But this was a lifetime friendship. Alessia Cara as Sydney Taylor Jack Avery as himself
Detention with the butterfly pin
Severus Snape and James Potter get into a fight.... Again, but instead of the usual Severus getting blamed for everything, they both get detention. No why is this? Oh, OH, Dumbledore had made a bet with Minerva? And the bet is that if he can't get those 2 on at least somewhat good terms then he loses his pictures of his grind-wild? Welp Minerva had to get rid of the headmasters obsession didn't she? But she didn't expect for that 2 to actually like eachother? And definitely not beyond... but there are also others for Severus, Like Mulciber, who is the one who fills his light but hollow heart with joy, love, and light, while Mulciber, who would do anything to get Severus's heart fights for him. Then there's Regulus, Severus's sweet, perfect, precious Severus who he can't bear to live without, and Regulus who loves him so and would also fight to the death for him, and others too are there for SeverusNow mystery's and secrets unlock, and it seems to me that Severus is holding two secrets or 3, or perhaps two children and a man?Read and find out