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Percy Jackson X H2O
In the middle of study for college his mom and stepdad drop some news. They were going to Australia. Why? That's what Percy really wanted to know, but alas he didn't know. As Riki, Cleo, Bella, and Emma are walking along the harbor they see a kid in a hoodie. Even though it was very hot outside. They see him talk to Lewis. They can clearly tell something was going on with this boy. So what do they do? They do what regular teenagers do and spy on him and become friends with him. Or they at least try to. What will happen next?There's an Epilogue, Chill*This is before the second TOA book and second Magus Chase book**PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE CHARACTERS ARENT MINE THEY ARE OWNED BY RICK RIORDAN AND JONATHAN M. SHIFF. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT. THANK YOU*~>
Moonlight and the Madness of Loving You- (A Draco Malfoy Love Story)
Annabelle Blackburn had accepted the fact her parents would never allow her to attend Hogwarts School of Wizardry. But an unexpected visit at her home from none other than the Headmaster Albus Dumbledore and her parents are finally letting her attend Hogwarts. Anna had dreamed of attending the school for years, but never as a 5th year. Now she was afraid and felt awkward. This is the story of Anna's journey into the world of Hogwarts where certain truths will come to light about her life and change her world forever. The unlikely relationship she forms with a certain Slytherin Prince will either drive her mad or become the best thing that ever happened to her.
THE BADDEST || Twisted Wonderland x Reader
❝ 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐒 '𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐎 ❞✧*̥˚ [various!Twisted Wonderland x female!Reader] *̥˚✧ After escaping her fated death, (Y/N), notoriously known as The Big Bad Wolf from fairy tales, is granted a second chance when she is thrown into another world crawling with villains. In order to survive these antagonists of this new world, she must outsmart them using her ex-villain prowess. Will she fulfill her promise to become good or succumb to her evil nature?Twisted Wonderland but a villainess twist POGstream the baddest by kda♡ Quotev Mirror: https://www.quotev.com/story/13449562/THE-BADDEST-Twisted-Wonderland-x-Reader/3♡ Portuguese Version (translations done by @TomokimoFuji): https://www.wattpad.com/story/352970988-the-baddest-twisted-wonderland-x-reader
Primordial Of Power and Ice
Percy leaves camp when his friends, the seven and the whole camp including Annabeth gravitate towards his stuck-up cousin. He is betrayed by everyone including his father. During his isolation he meets goddesses of the hunt and snow can they cure hisfrozen heart? P:S: This is my first story, not a chaos army or prince of the universe story, that's too overused. P.S: I personally tagged it overpowered I don't want any insults
it's contagious , l. valdez
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 | → what if leo valdez's plan to revive himself didn't work and he needed the help of a certain demigod girl who is a master of oaths and souls? ❞ the underworld didn't have mercy, it only had justice. ❞LEO VALDEZ X FEM!OC THE LOST HERO - THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS
I'm Hanagaki Takemichi fuckers!!
Hanagaki Takemichi, a very soon to be famous name in the delinquent world. This blue eyed blondie only knows how to attract fight, stabs (many), almost going to die situations and men, very hot horny teenagers to be exact.Takemichi, unlike in the manga, in this universe is a hot headed, grumpy, badass teen, but still he still is good looking as hell don't worry.One day, after he gets bored of beating Kiyomasa up everyday he meets the infamous leader of the Tokyo Manji Gang, Manjiro Sano. But Mikey to most people. What he does not know is that the short shrimp will change his life forever, and many of his dark secrets of his past may come to eat him once again.After joining this new and weirdly warm gang, many of his dark memories from his past come back to haunt him, and the turbulent secrets he had been keeping hidden in a corner in his mind, become even harder to keep hidden.What will he do when they can no longer be held? What will happen when he feels like breaking in two?"If I told you about the darkness inside of me, would you still look at me like I'm the sun?"But don't worry, there is also a mix of comedy, drama, romance and many more for you to enjoy other than the tragic story of our protagonist.I was inspired by "Just fucking leave me alone" made by @luise____Warnings:B x BG x GBloodBad fighting scenes15/01/2023:#1 in #angrypomeranian#1 in #michy#7 in #badasstakemichi
SUN MOON STARS RAIN (audiobook script)
If you are into script writing, you will love this! It is an actual script used for production of a full cast (actors, sound effects and music) audio book. After its initial release, "Sun Moon Stars Rain" had been dubbed by some a "movie for the blind," because of its audio detail. The recording can now be accessed on YouTube. THE STORY:Technology magnate CEO Derek Wunderlin and diner waitress/aspiring actress, Maggie Bazarnik, two people from entirely different backgrounds and upbringings, are thrown together in the worst of all possible ways and places and need each other to survive. Emotions run high and low in this story, the dialogue is strong but with finesse and genuine conviction of personal interaction from beginning to end, and lots of twists and turns!ABOUT THE PRODUCTION: A romantic adventure, comedy/drama from CinemaAudio Productions featuring the voice characterizations of Bloomsburg (PA) Theatre Ensemble alum, Tom Byrn and breast cancer survivor, comedienne and former Mrs. Pennsylvania pageant candidate, Victoria Thurman Hall, this full cast audio book is the first for Writer/Director/Producers Jeff and Rebecca Lynn Willoughby. The creators also lent their own voices to the production which became the first in a series of full cast audio plays produced for CinemaAudio Productions.This script is available to be licensed by your production company, theater, school or club.
The Sociopath Who Ate My Cereal
Lucas Michael Avery is everything a girl could ever want; handsome, smart, funny. Everyone loves him. Correction everyone loved him. What happened? Well he's kind of a diagnosed sociopath and now everyone knows it.Prone to violent outburst a complete disregard for laws and the rights of others and the failure to feel remorse or guilt; Lucas isn't the safest person to be around. Introducing Candice Rose Waring beautiful blonde, bold and bubbly. Everyone at Saint Mary's School for the gifted wants to either be her, be with her, or be the one to kill her. She's perfect. She's also Lucas' childhood enemy. And with his arrival back in town she's also his only way to get some shut eye. No. Really. He can't sleep without her. What do you tell your mom when a sociopath climbs into your bed every night? Nothing that's what. Why you may ask? Well when he threatens to slice your throat open and eat all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms you do as he says. After all; what kind of monster would eat all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 || 𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜
A girl has arrived in the Glade. That's right, A GIRL. She comes to find out the only thing she has left, her name, which is Florence. Florence doesn't seem to get off on the right foot with Gally. Worry constantly feeds her system. But, she tries to ignore it. Making new friends, including the handsome THOMAS, she begins to think she's found her place in the Glade. But with Gally treating her like a piece of klunk, another girl's arrival, and a newfound way out, the universe seems to be far from Florrie's favor. Tag along as Florrie finds love in least likely places and as she learns to escape not only the maze, but also the worries of her mind. A Gally Maze Runner Imagine Written by Me, @pevensiewannabe. Keep in mind that I've only seen the movies (I know, I should read the books but there's too many other books I wanna read first.). So, do not expect everything to be 100% accurate. I try my best. PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY WRITING/WORK. ALSO ALL RIGHTS AND OG CHARACTERS AND THE MAZE RUNNER CONCEPT GOES TO JAMES DASNER. THE IMAGINE/FANFIC ASPECT AND FLORENCE IS MINE. (She is named for Florence Nightingale) Also, any italicized words are usually Florrie thinking/her thoughts. Just FYI. Also she has several nicknames so I thought I'd let you know so you don't get confused: Florrie, Renz, and then just her full name, Florence.Here's a cute clip to get you excited: "That's why you didn't want me as a runner, why you didn't slam me in the circle, why you were so distant. Because you--." I couldn't say it. I didn't need to. I could feel that he did. That he--"Because I love you, Renz." Gally's expression was hard to read. It was almost like he was about to start crying any second. A short pause between the two of us lasted about a minute before I just went out and said it. Honestly, it was a bit of an impulsive decision of words, but I don't regret it one bit."Just kiss me already."
Bk2 | LK | The King of Hell's Wife
Book 2Make sure to read Book 1 before reading this to get a better understanding.At the feast of the Gluttonous House's auction, there was a little girl with an exceptional furnace constitution for offer at a sky-high price. Everyone wanted to lay their hands on her. Suddenly, the little girl in the golden cage opened her eyes, radiating a cold gaze. She was no longer cowardly.She was the gold medal assassin of the 21st century, transmigrating to become the good-for-nothing humiliation that everyone bullied, third miss Nalan Hexi of the genius doctor's manor.Meridians completely crippled, no innate skill to cultivate? What is she afraid of? She is the exceptional miracle doctor, and these injuries were nothing in her eyes.Father doesn't dote on her, mother doesn't love her, everyone schemes against her? Humph, an alternate dimension in hand and an invincible spirit pet as well, she can destroy the small Nalan Manor with a flip of her hand!Ugly complexion, malnourished and sickly in appearance, no one wants her? She recovered her unparalleled looks with the blink of an eye and gained a dozen good looking men as bodyguards!That overbearing man who'd been sticking to her since the auction. Who said I was destined to be yours? I am my own, no one can decide my future!A certain man: Then I am yours, will that do?Author:Xiang Si Zi, 相思梓
Being Enthralling
Some people will deliberately try to steal your contentment. Just ignore them and live in peace not everyone is meant to last longer. Sometimes they are just part of your chapter.✨Diana has a simple mantra in life, stay away from those people who create chaos, ruckus, and complications.She has no time for fake friends, she prefers to invest her time and heart with the people who are real and down to earth. Diana isn't angry often, but when she is one should - Seek Shelter! "Using a Mac Highlighter won't make your black heart shine, but your cheekbones! You ungrateful narcissist blood-sucking snake.""I know you're angry at this moment, but you have to listen to me plea-"I interrupted her so-called best friend speech.Because I had enough.She pulled the last straw. Everything she has done was avoidable, but today she went far. "LISTEN TO YOUR WHAT?" I yell at her loudly and she flinched. "How much a phony person you really are? How you can't stand seeing me happy and finally having some good friends? That you missed messing with my life so you set me up with something worse?"I took a deep breath, to control the urge of killing her. "Those days are gone," I stated calmly. "I'm not that little girl anymore with whom you were best friends with and used to mess up with. I would rather be strong and called a bitch than fragile and called weak." With that, I turned around to leave. But,Great."Way to ruin my exit the door is jammed."Diana avoids drama, but it seems like drama doesn't avoid her and so does her past. Would she ready to recoup the blow she will get?
The Real Prom Queens of Westfield High
5 News Press ReleaseWESTFIELD Reality television is heading to high school! Watch the drama unfold as the three biggest nobodies in Westfield High's senior calls get a shot at becoming popular!Our hidden cameras will catch all the action as they vie for the ultimate label of acceptance and popularity-Prom Queen!It's no surprise to Shannon when she is voted least likely to be prom queen at Westfield High. That is until she's selected to co-star in a hidden-camera reality show, The Prom Queen Wannabes, and undergoes a complete makeover.Now the social hierarchy of the entire senior class is about to be turned upside down. But when Shannon uncovers proof that the beauty business can be awfully ugly, she must find a way to show her BFF and one true crush that underneath the fabulous makeover, she really hasn't changed.This prom night is about to shock everyone's corsages off."[A] fun premise...leads to some newfound insights and a live prom full of over-the-top mayhem." - Publishers Weekly"Smart satire and a rollicking good read!"-Jean Kilbourne, Ed. D, creator of "Killing Us Softly: Advertising's Image of Women" film seriesReal Prom Queens of Westfield High goes on sale February 4th! I'll be posting a Wattpad exclusive extended sample - new chapters every INSERT DAY. If you want to find out who wins the One. Million. Dollars., you can purchase the print or digital book from any major bookstore or online. Also, if you have any hilarious (or horrific) Prom stories, I'd love to hear them!
Growing Up Rainbow
"Growing Up Rainbow" begins against the backdrop of the Tragedy of the Wall, an event that deeply marks the women of Home, a world where no boys are born. The story weaves through the rich tapestry of Home's divided society and its most remarkable daughters including Orea, scarred by the Tragedy of the Wall, and Tomoe, a prodigious Wild daughter with an exceptional knack for technology. Wild daughter Tomoe's unprecedented journey to Rainbow School marks her as a pioneer, navigating a world that contrasts sharply with her upbringing. Her close friendship with Orea, forged in the shared experiences of their youth, becomes a beacon of potential unity. Yet, as tensions between the Rainbows and the Wild escalate, Tomoe's loyalties are tested, and she finds herself at the core of the conflict.This catalyst unites a legendary group, the Space Girl Rainbow Capricorn, renowned across the galaxy. Their tale follows Capricorn's journey from disparate individuals to a cohesive unit, culminating in their daring mission to steal a sacred flower from the Wild, believed to heal Orea's scars.As Rainbow Capricorn ventures to mend one of their own, they stand on the precipice of sparking global conflict. Will their actions bring peace or fan the flames of civil war? This is the story of friendship, courage, and the delicate balance between healing and chaos."Growing Up Rainbow" is the enthralling prequel to the novel The Adventures of Space Girl Red, providing an intimate glimpse into the world of Home and its remarkable inhabitants. Continue the adventure and explore the universe further with The Adventures of Space Girl Red, available on Amazon and for free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers.
Gacha Life - My Brother my Sister and Me (Caleb And Friends)
This is A second book of our Lives in gacha City or gacha Japan. There're only Four orphans who lost their parents in a war. *And They're mostly base on Cuphead game*The orphans :Caleb Anderson : 13 years old (September 29)Mason Anderson : 13 years old (September 29)Pam (Pamela) Anderson : 12 years old ( May 22)Carla Anderson : 10 years old (April 24)
The Happy Diary
Do you want to know how to act even gayer?Get knowledge from the queerest queers? Piss off homophobic boomers (and not only them)? Then strap yourself in and get ready for this absolute disaster! Andy and Ashley will guide you! The queer world awaits you, friend!Disclaimer: We would like to warn everyone - this story contains strong language and inappropriate humor, if you're easily offended, read at your own risk. We do not mean to offend you, this "book" was written for purely comedian reasons. Maybe we will one day try to become more family friendly, but frankly, this is ANYTHING but family friendly. - AndyCover by @infinitecryingnator
HOT OR NOT: ONE WEEK AND ONE THOUSAND WAYS TO LAUGH
September 19, 20188:49PMJOKES BY LEOTHE COMPENDIAN™VOLUME ONE.HOT OR NOT: ONE WEEK AND ONE THOUSAND WAYS TO LAUGHABOUT BOOK❓This book is about 100 jokes, some funny, some not so funny, many upright boring...THINGS TO EXPECT❗* Explicit Content 🔞* Opinions Contrary To Yours 📴* Things We Know You Don't Like 📵FEATURED JOKES OF CELEBRITIESCARDI BCardi B says she be laughing on her own sometimes, because so many jokes on her mind. Makes you wonder what kind of jokes are on Cardi B's mind 😏 Anyway, so I saw a movie last night, The Hitman's Bodyguard, and this woman, Kincaid's wife, talks and looks so much like Cardi B. Sincerely, I had a crush on her. Which means I have a crush on Cardi B too 😛 However, not everytime, I like some of her pics, I don't like some 😑 Especially the one on her album Invasion Of Privacy, she looking like a wannabe Rugby player 😕❗DJ KHALEDSo one of the most boring comedians I've had the misfortune of having to listen to, currently has, reportedly, the biggest comedy show in Africa. I know you're wondering, 'How is that possible?' Well, it turns out there's really power in unity. It's just like DJ Khaled for example, he knows he can neither sing nor rap, so he helps himself and features like at least three of the world's best artists. All in one song. While the talented people are entertaining us, all the DJ is yelling is, 'DJ Khaled!' -- a very boring and unmelodious sound 😏 Then later he asks us/himself, 'Why am I yelling?' 😮 -- Perhaps we are Google 😕❓(Did I mention the comedian's name 😝 ? No I didn't mention the comedian's name 😏 Did I 😐 ? No I did not 😀 I'm safe 🙏)ABOUT AUTHOR❓Joel E. O. Okon, aka Leo, is a young Nigerian rapper, singer-songwriter, writer, poet, life coach, computer science enthusiast, entrepreneur, comedian, non-celeb human being, living with over five health disorders including High Functioning Autism (HFA).September 19, 201811:27PM
Science And Sorcery 1: Spectral Scanner Scares
Wizard robes and white lab coats, ancient wands and polished microscopes... Science and sorcery have always been at opposite ends of the board, clashing again and again throughout the ages. Now though, a headstrong apprentice witch and a manic wannabe scientist are going against all the rules in order to do the impossible; by combining their abilities they unlock the power of time travel, and now all of history is theirs to explore. But it soon becomes clear their adventures will be anything but easy...In this story, apprentice witch Vesta and unconventional scientist Toby find themselves lost and surrounded by darkness. It was meant to be a simple trip into the past, but somehow they have ended up in a dark realm of tombstones and graves. And now, things are moving in the shadows...'Science And Sorcery' came about from an idea I developed after a number of conversations with a friend of mine. Initially it was just a fun thought idea, but after thinking about it some more I decided to write a one-off short story. I ended up falling in love with the characters so much that one story turned into more (three at time of posting), and so here we are. I've decided to put all of the current stories on here in one go. Bare in mind, these are unfinished ideas that have developed as I went from one to another, so there may be some inconsistencies. As for the future of this series, I'm not sure yet. I really enjoy writing them and the characters are some of my favourites, so who knows where we might end up. Stay tuned :D
GG Snsd Song Lyrics pt.2
Hello again! This is Part 2 of GG Snsd Song Lyrics. Lyrics starting from TTS' X-Mas Special mini album,「Dear Santa」, to Jessica's newest single「Can't Sleep」, can be found here. For older lyrics, check out Part 1. Feel free to request song lyrics; until then, be waiting for updates! TYSONE c: From March 2016 to September 2021.[Now that this book has reached 200 chapters, I will most probably not be creating a 3rd compilation book. Thank you for sticking with me so far! :)] DISCLAIMER :This is only a compilation. The songs, media, lyrics and translations do not belong to me. Credits to the rightful owners.
Rhythm and Roomies
Meet Melody, a free-spirited musician who moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming a rockstar. She meets her new roommate,Nicole, a type-A pop star wannabe who's just been kicked out of her record label. Despite their differences, they become fast friends and start a YouTube channel, "Rhythm and Roomies," where they post music videos, comedy sketches, and vlogs about their misadventures.As they navigate the ups and downs of the music industry, Melody and Nicole face challenges like:- Melody's struggle to find her unique sound and style- Nicole's quest to revive her pop career and prove herself as a serious artist- Their rivalry with a snobby music producer who wants to sign them to his label- Their wacky adventures in LA, from crazy auditions to wild partiesThroughout the story, Melody and Nicole learn to support each other, embrace their individuality, and find their true voices as artists.
![Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/147489042.jpg "Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]")
Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]
ooh yes let's get it- Hello, and welcome to the Second Edition of the S.A.S! This time, it will be wayyYY more than 75 chapters, All the way up to about 200 parts! I hope you all love this book just as much you loved the first book of it. If not, MORE than you loved the first! Now...Let's get started shall we?-
Forever and Always
This is the story of a boy and girl whose lives were perfect. Until one day, they weren't. ↠For someone who hates change, a lot of changes have happened this past year to Annabelle Reed. First, her mom up and leaves her, her brother, and her dad behind without once looking back. The divorce papers come in the mail three days later. She didn't even bother to write a card. Second, her long-term boyfriend, best friend and first love Elliot Finch and his family disappear without a word to anyone. Third, her dad gets a new job and her family has to pack up all of their stuff to move across the country, leaving their past and all of their friends behind for the country life. He tells her it's because he wants a change of scenery, but she knows the truth. Fourth, her new school is small and completely different from her old school. Her brother Cole is strangely excited for the change, but Annabelle can't help but be hesitant about their new life. Crushed, confused, and upset doesn't even begin to cover it. Annabelle, however, refuses to be depressed around her family. She has to be strong, if not for herself then for them. Things change all the time and she has to get over it. It's her senior year and she plans to live the full experience completely drama free and with a smile on her face. But her entire plan flies out the window on day one when she arrives at her new school and bumps into a man who looks exactly like her disappearing boyfriend Elliot Finch. Except he's completely different, his once kind eyes are now cold and emotionless. Is he the same person? And if he is, what happened to the sweet boy she once knew and fell in love with? Has he changed completely? Or will he always have a soft spot in his heart for her? Maybe there are still some things that will never change.↠I always said I'd love him forever and always. Perhaps forever wasn't as long as I thought it was.
WANNA BE YOURS
"secrets i have held in my heartare harder to hide than i thought";as kaira goes through her final year at high school, she is faced with difficulties at home and at the same time her friendship with her childhood friend seems to having suddenly become a rocky path.suddenly she finds herself with no one to turn to. will she spiral? will she survive on her own?
My Favourite Songs w/ Lyrics
I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE SONGS! Comment your favourite song I will even put it in here too!! Vote if you see on a song you really like!!
